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Jul 16 2018 08:04pm
Quote (Firaga @ Jul 16 2018 05:58pm)
Confirmed that you need your buddies to back you up to win


theres no rules in a street fight son

You'l go to shake my hand (to probably intimidate me) and ill punch you in the balls while you've got your guard down

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Jul 16 2018 08:07pm
Quote (Firaga @ Jul 16 2018 09:58pm)
Confirmed that you need your buddies to back you up to win


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Jul 16 2018 08:12pm
Damn this threads still going?

All of you are getting trolled hard as hell lol

Either way the kid's a virgin
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Jul 16 2018 08:33pm
Quote (jcamp @ Jul 16 2018 06:12pm)
Damn this threads still going?

All of you are getting trolled hard as hell lol

Either way the kid's a virgin


what part of this is a troll?

Drawken is a poosey thats about all we established ITT
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Jul 16 2018 08:37pm
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what part of this is a troll?

Drawken is a poosey thats about all we established ITT


Honestly if you aren't trolling you're an idiot

And a weak lil pussy at that based on your other posts on letting firm handshakes intimidate you and only fighting if you got your boys with you

But you're most likely trolling so even you're an idiot lmao
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Jul 16 2018 08:46pm
Quote (Excusemem8 @ Jul 16 2018 07:59pm)
Did. not. read.

Im going to break this down nice n easy for you



1) what would you do if you came across me and my buddies in a dark alley way? - you would shut your face or else id get my buddies to hold you down and ill sock you in the mouth. Youd do nothing

2) you repair tires like a neanderthal, i pay people like you to do that for me - case dismissed

3) thirdly, reported. Enjoy your 10% warn. Think about this little we had where i owned you in every reply. Feel free to take this to PM with me if you're done getting embarrassed in front of your General Chat butt buddies

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omg dad can you stop commentating on my stuff?



5) Wanna know how i know youre a virgin?

http://i39.tinypic.com/344qfx1.jpg



Lmao you and your buddies in a dark alley would have a hard time, I have a cpl and always carry a .45 šŸ‘ I have lived in or near Detroit MI my whole life you honestly don’t wanna fuck with me, thats not being an internet tough guy, just the truth- guns beat muscle every time. Also I’m positive you and your scared ass kid buddies haven’t been in a dark alley in your whole lives because you’re scared punk kids.

And as far as me being a virgin, buddy i have 4 kids and most likely could be your dad, but if you met me your gf would be the only one calling me daddy šŸ˜€

Btw nice job pulling up a sig i made prob 10yrs ago with a woman who has marijuana leaves over her breasts, i have no idea how that classifies me as a virgin though, virgins are people like you who haven’t had pussy since pussy had you.

This post was edited by Drakwen on Jul 16 2018 08:49pm
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Jul 16 2018 08:47pm
Do you let him cum inside her?

Im just curious
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Jul 16 2018 09:23pm
Just have her strap one on and drill me already
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Jul 16 2018 09:52pm
Quote (Drakwen @ Jul 17 2018 12:46pm)
Lmao you and your buddies in a dark alley would have a hard time, I have a cpl and always carry a .45 šŸ‘ I have lived in or near Detroit MI my whole life you honestly don’t wanna fuck with me, thats not being an internet tough guy, just the truth- guns beat muscle every time. Also I’m positive you and your scared ass kid buddies haven’t been in a dark alley in your whole lives because you’re scared punk kids.

And as far as me being a virgin, buddy i have 4 kids and most likely could be your dad, but if you met me your gf would be the only one calling me daddy šŸ˜€

Btw nice job pulling up a sig i made prob 10yrs ago with a woman who has marijuana leaves over her breasts, i have no idea how that classifies me as a virgin though, virgins are people like you who haven’t had pussy since pussy had you.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Jul 16 2018 10:25pm
Quote (Lil_Gueto @ Jul 16 2018 10:52pm)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


I literally want to save this forever. A 13 year Olds work of art.
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