Calm your nipples you're in the JD.

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck.

Good god...

Just the other day my girlfriend was watching gossip girl when i walked in, she had me watch the last 2 minutes of the episode, and told me she looked a lot like leighton meester, and she does. But my girlfriend then asked me who i thought was prettier, so i lied and said my girlfriend was. Then 2 days later she came over to my apartment, she hopped on my computer and brought up pictures of leighton meester, and kept teliing me how leighton was so much prettier than she was, and that i was lying. so when she asked me again, i told her the truth and she flipped shit. She got offended, then brought up pictures of some dude from the show and told me she thought he was hotter than i. i asked her, "wtf are you doing this for." and she said she just wanted me to see how it felt

You fell for the trap.

I think it's funny when women think we feel the same way when we are compared to celebrities.

Next time just pull some bullshit like you think your girlfriend is more beautiful because of her personality, and that to you beauty isn't only about looks, and that in your eyes your girlfriend will always be the prettier because of who she is.
Works pretty flawless for me in those situations.

Haha, just leave her... she sounds like a worthless egotistical whore.