i went to panda express the other day
i didnt know what to say
the lady told me treefiddy fly lice
which was an exceptional price
as i took my food and went
the lady shouted extra soy sauce 25 cent
i paid the quarter and took my food,
but as i brood over the 25 cent, i got into a foul mood
thinking to myself how that lady was very rude
as i ate and chewed,
many thoughts came to my head, all very lewd
i wondered how that lady would look nude,...
as i asked for her number, she said "im a dude..."