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Feb 6 2010 10:41pm
my nigga af bear showin cppp
id rather fuck the first nigga serving kfc
af bear likes to suck a dick
when hes done he takes a 2 mile shit
then gokakyou sucks on his wick
then hes done and still wants a dick to lick
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Feb 6 2010 10:42pm
Quote (AF_CurT @ Feb 7 2010 04:41am)
my nigga af bear showin cppp
id rather fuck the first nigga serving kfc
af bear likes to suck a dick
when hes done he takes a 2 mile shit
then gokakyou sucks on his wick
then hes done and still wants a dick to lick


cpp= canadian pension plan but wtf is cppP?

lmao phayle

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Feb 7 2010 01:32am

I'm a troll


im a troll,
you know how i roll..
read this thread
and get in your head.
i'll mess with you
cuz you're a jew.
but anyways,
i hate gays,
and since you're one,
i'll make fun....of you
cuz you're a jew
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Feb 7 2010 04:00pm
Wakin in the morn'
lookin at porn
Gettin on jsp
while i take a pee
ill never leave my house
because my hair has louse(plural of lice?)
im a fat greasy nerd
and i smell like an old turd
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Feb 7 2010 09:29pm
Quote (PocketDeuces @ Feb 7 2010 04:00pm)
Wakin in the morn'
lookin at porn
Gettin on jsp
while i take a pee
ill never leave my house
because my hair has louse(plural of lice?)
im a fat greasy nerd
and i smell like an old turd


how do you jsp and pee at the same time?? hold lap top in one hand, the tiny mosquito bite you call your penis in the other??
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Feb 7 2010 09:37pm
i went to panda express the other day
i didnt know what to say
the lady told me treefiddy fly lice
which was an exceptional price
as i took my food and went
the lady shouted extra soy sauce 25 cent
i paid the quarter and took my food,
but as i brood over the 25 cent, i got into a foul mood
thinking to myself how that lady was very rude
as i ate and chewed,
many thoughts came to my head, all very lewd
i wondered how that lady would look nude,...
as i asked for her number, she said "im a dude..."
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Feb 7 2010 09:38pm
Quote (thunderwing @ Feb 8 2010 03:29am)
how do you jsp and pee at the same time?? hold lap top in one hand, the tiny mosquito bite you call your penis in the other??


Phone. I used to get on jsp while I was shitting. Lol.
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Feb 7 2010 09:53pm
Quote (Chasmes @ Feb 7 2010 09:38pm)
Phone. I used to get on jsp while I was shitting. Lol.


oh, didnt think of that.
which is wierd cuz i do it all the time.
i'll do it at home and at swim practice before we get in the water
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Feb 7 2010 09:55pm
Quote (thunderwing @ Feb 8 2010 03:53am)
oh, didnt think of that.
which is wierd cuz i do it all the time.
i'll do it at home and at swim practice before we get in the water


Lol. Nice. But I only do it while I'm shitting cuz I like to be entertained when I shit. But you...you just seemed to be a little obsessed. :bouncy:
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Feb 7 2010 09:57pm


lol i looked up phone shitting and found this..



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