Hi,

I would love to go to heaven when I die.
Can anyone help me?

repent
accept Jesus
forgive you trespassers
spend some time in scripture to understand it

also donate to the church

jesus a broke ass and needs the $

all church proceeds go directly towards your eligibility of making it to heaven

This post was edited by penguinhero on Sep 28 2023 02:01pm

nope....

there are donor stars in heaven

only the highest donors will get access to jesus

start schoolin me in scripture, version (translation) chapter and verse please

jesus loved a man

loves

I think he meant the bow chicka bow wow kinda love.

Sounds more like one of his personal fantasies

This post was edited by Nirjan on Sep 28 2023 03:37pm