Baby seal < Fists < Cell Phone < Chiwawa < Knife < Guns < RPGS < Drones /w guns < Drones with RPGS < Drones with Laser guided RPGS < Nukes < Chuck Norris

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Any of these things can be augmented by added +1 Ninja, each ninja will raise the level of w/e it is added to, by 3.


So ninja+Chiwawa > Guns, how ever, the exception to this rule is Chuck Norris, for all ninjas are disciples of Chuck Norris.

This post was edited by Ep0ch on Mar 16 2017 07:32pm

I've never been stabbed, knives are even more pussy than guns. We have a pretty traditional way of settling differences here. No need to kill people, just make them swallow a tooth.

I have a titanium plates in my hands, so say I back hand or karate chop you in the front of your face, and shatter your nose, some teeth and probably an orbital socket, am I a pussy?

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Hypothetically ofc.

This post was edited by Ep0ch on Mar 16 2017 07:34pm

In high school my friend was walking home from school. Group of kids started yelling at him throwing insults, they got closer, he told them to fuck off

Stabbed him in the stomach. Didn't even know them.

And no I didn't live in a city. Don't think there has been a murder in that city for 30 years or more

why is this mentality so difficult to understand? i swear if i hear another "i'll get my boys to roll 9 deep on your ass", i won't even buy lube

In the town I live in, there has only been one solved murder, ever, and that guy turned himself in out of guilt.

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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and Darwinism. You can easily shoot someone in the toe or the hand, or use the butt of the gun to break out some of those teeth to make em eat or w/e.
Then you don't have to deal with any physical excretion, which in America let me tell you is a thing to be publicly shamed for doing.
Eat a big mac, slurp that mtn dew, and shoot your enemies in the elbow. We don't even take their shoes anymore, because bending over is too much work.

All reasons to stick to the anonymity of a silent high speed precision flying laser guides weapons drone, complete with VR headset and lazy boy recliner and delivered pizza. /w extra olives.

@Allisonwonderland



This post was edited by Ep0ch on Mar 16 2017 07:44pm

I live in a south Pacific Paradise where even our police don't carry guns and differences are settled with words or outside 1 on 1. We don't have youths hanging out in "gangs" carrying knives or guns. We don't have to worry about being mugged by a guy with a pistol simply because pistols don't exist here.

There's a shit load of shotguns and hunting rifles but they also aren't allowed to be used for self defence because that is retarded. We have a small murder rate and a near non existent firearms murder rate.

America on the other hand is a dangerous shit hole with a culture that teaches their citizens that guns are "cool" and make you "tough" when in reality any pussy can point a guy at someone.

That stupid culture also seems to produce people that think if they are armed they are invulnerable. When in reality most people wouldn't have the balls to pull the trigger, especially some of the neck beards being loud in this thread.

so your a primitive? Your kind needs civilization, don't worry once America wraps things up over in;
Bahrain
Cyprus
Egypt
Iran
Iraq
Israel
Jordan
Kuwait
Lebanon
Oman
Qatar
Saudi Arabia
Syria
Turkey
United Arab Emirates
Yemen
Iraq
Israel
Jordan
Kuwait
Lebanon
Oman
Qatar
Bahrain
Cyprus
Egypt
and last but not least,
Iran
They will bring democracy and civilization to your land too.




This post was edited by Ep0ch on Mar 16 2017 08:00pm

Sorry much more technologically advanced society than the us, try again. We have been a pretty much cashless society for a decade, our tax system, healthcare even education is far more advanced than the USA, as we are small we can adopt new technology quickly.

oh the barter system. sounds advanced.



This post was edited by Ep0ch on Mar 16 2017 08:15pm