You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey man
You: sup bro
Stranger: hows ur day
You: its pouring outside
You: but its not normal
You: its chocolate
Stranger: wow why not hav some
You: i dont want any chocolate rain
You: i want to stay dry
You: i dont want to feel the pain
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Asl
You: you first
Stranger: M19
You: ....
You: are u black
Stranger: No
You: ok
You: you were scaring me
You: for a second
Stranger: That's racist bitch
You: last time i omegle'd a nigger
You: he stole my bike
You: and killed my dog
Stranger: Fuck you
You: then raped my cat
Stranger: Wat
You: then sodomized my brother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BTW im making all of these by hand just because its so god damn fun

( divided by zero 1 made me lol the most )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: M/F
Stranger: m
You: are u black
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: lol
You: just making sure
You: damn niggers
Stranger: well
You: steal all my internets
You: rape my LOLcats
Stranger: this convo has taken a turn for the worse
You: then they insult my MEMEs
You: then they call moot a newfag and get banned
Stranger: DONE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TYPE SOMETHING U NIGGER
Stranger: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????
You: WRONG ANSWER
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: sitting
You: on a toilet
Stranger: # 1 or # 2
Stranger: ?
You: making chocolate
You: rain
You: i tryed to stay dry but i felt the pain
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hry
Stranger: hey
You: wat
You: wat
You: in the
You: butt
Stranger: ur butthole
You: is on fire
You: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
You have disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny f looking for horny m or f to cyber with
You: im here bb
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: horny?
You: a little
Stranger: -starts to suck your cock-
You: -starts to lick your nuts-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hows ur dick?
You: solid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny female with pictures?
You: yes u are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.