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Apr 26 2025 02:55pm
I tried to get my friends keys from his electric bike one night when we were drunk. He outran me and rode off on his bike. On the way home he crashed into a 12 foot deep ditch and ended up missing 10 weeks of work due to injuries.

He phoned me the next morning and asked if he hurt him self befor or after he left my place.... lol

Get your license and drive drunk like a real man.




This post was edited by MentalGiant on Apr 26 2025 02:59pm
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Bbq baby back ribs


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David Spade rib cracking special
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closing one eye helps, then you dont see double
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Ladder Slasher :thumbsup:
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Apr 27 2025 12:23pm
Can’t do anything for ribs fx except plating which no doc will do unless it was jabbing your lung lol

Lidocaine patch or ice on the area, acetaminophen, ibuprofen
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This post was edited by KRR on Apr 27 2025 12:23pm
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Slow ride... Take it easy
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Never broken a bone. think i may have metal bones
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No sympathy from me
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Never broken a bone. think i may have metal bones


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