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Mar 26 2025 08:13pm
Im going to go play toilet golf.
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true, you gotta dress pretty gay to fit in with the regular golf gatekeepers


Your dad ruined golf for you.
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Your dad ruined golf for you.


my dad played d1 growing up, still pretty gay
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Mar 27 2025 02:02pm
When I was in junior high we played this game called frisbee golf. Basically had to throw a frisbee into a hula hoop.
While it seemed easy enough some of the angles around the football field where we played made it feel impossible.
But of course everybody was so bad at it that I won most of the time. The few times I lost were self inflicted mistakes.
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Mar 27 2025 03:23pm
I put dog shit on golf balls and leave them on the course and watch people pick it up.


Big if true

No thanks.


Okay.
you can play disc golf for 5+ years for the price it would cost you for a good putter in real golf

ez pz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJZwa17eGxI


Oh yeah? How much do discs cost and how often do you lose them?



Well golf is a trash game so to be trash at a trash game seems like a win?


Win win
And look 5x as gay playing it


Dress for golf is pretty lax. New trend are these collard shirts and sweatshirts which are basically collarless.

try topgolf
they like to throw people out before their hour is up


Too golf is over rated but fun for groups of couples

true, you gotta dress pretty gay to fit in with the regular golf gatekeepers


Whao, fuck

lolllllllll


Whoa, fuck
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Dude grab some cheap clubs and get lessons before anything. I wish I grabbed lessons before I ever picked up a club.



Ahh why’d you stop? Played as a kid/lost interest as an adult or life just kinda took over?


ive changed my mind

what golf clubs should i buy

used



figured id ask the bad golfer and do the opposite of what he recommends

This post was edited by penguinhero on Apr 30 2025 05:54pm
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Golfing is fun
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