I throw the watermelon in my chicken coop

Do they freak out when it hits the ground and explodes?

Sometimes when nobody is looking, I spin 360s in my chair and go wee!

you should do it at least once while everyone is looking say nothing and just continue to work like it didnt happen.

My chickens all got ate by coyotes last year so nope!

must be hard living in a third world country

I own 30 acres of land along a river, random pokemon just show up

You need a rooster to protect them.
Yard dogs and goats help also.

I sit on tu cara the brand that made it is la familia

we dont have chickens here in nz so we eat kiwi bird eggs