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Aug 21 2023 04:01pm
Quote (lolkggz @ Aug 21 2023 03:00pm)
That's fine.
Jesus is, and that's okay.


you keep trying to convince your self.
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Aug 21 2023 04:02pm
Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 21 2023 05:01pm)
you keep trying to convince your self.


You interacting with me on this subject gives me great joy.
As it's resonating in you that your god was gay.
Your worship for naught.



John the son of Zebedee was described as fair of face, very handsome with blue eyes and light hair: yes, Jesus’s lover was a beautiful, young hottie. No wonder Jesus likes to touch him and let him rest his head on Jesus’s chest as they reclined on their dining couch. Also, Jesus, many times, preached against adultery (violation of marriage vows) but never against homosexuality, which was very prevalent and accepted in their Greco-Roman world.


More kindle for the hot fire.
Whewy Jesus you bad boy.

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Quote (lolkggz @ Aug 21 2023 03:02pm)
You interacting with me on this subject gives me great joy.
As it's resonating in you that your god was gay.
Your worship for naught.



John the son of Zebedee was described as fair of face, very handsome with blue eyes and light hair: yes, Jesus’s lover was a beautiful, young hottie. No wonder Jesus likes to touch him and let him rest his head on Jesus’s chest as they reclined on their dining couch. Also, Jesus, many times, preached against adultery (violation of marriage vows) but never against homosexuality, which was very prevalent and accepted in their Greco-Roman world.


More kindle for the hot fire.
Whewy Jesus you bad boy.


brought up the subject of santa clause and easter bunny. and all you talked about is they were gay. every thing is gay to you. even when you dont believe its gay
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Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 21 2023 05:15pm)
brought up the subject of santa clause and easter bunny. and all you talked about is they were gay. every thing is gay to you. even when you dont believe its gay


What's the problem with that?


1.The most infamous suggestion of a sexual relationship between Christ and a young man (Lazarus, in this instance) comes from the disputed text The Secret Gospel of Mark,

And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God.…After these follows the text, ‘And James and John come to him,’ and all that section. But ‘naked man with naked man,’ and the other things about which you wrote, are not found.

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What's the problem with that?


1.The most infamous suggestion of a sexual relationship between Christ and a young man (Lazarus, in this instance) comes from the disputed text The Secret Gospel of Mark,

And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God.…After these follows the text, ‘And James and John come to him,’ and all that section. But ‘naked man with naked man,’ and the other things about which you wrote, are not found.


you convinced me you dont really think hes gay ........
weird though spending all that time thinking about stuff you dont believe
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Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 21 2023 05:31pm)
you convinced me you dont really think hes gay ........
weird though spending all that time thinking about stuff you dont believe


Totally gay my guy.

2.In a sequence of events that could be labelled ‘The Seduction of John,’ Christ managed to finally destroy any resistance John might have offered to his advances, as John describes towards the end of his life:

O God Jesu,…You who have kept me also till this present hour pure for yourself and untouched by union with a woman; who, when I wished to marry in my youth, appeared to me and said ‘John, I need you’; who prepared for me also an infirmity of the body; who on the third occasion when I wished to marry prevented me at once, and then at the third hour of the day said to me upon the sea, ‘John, if you were not mine, I would have allowed you to marry’; who blinded me for two years, letting me be grieved and entreat you; who in the third year opened the eyes of my understanding and gave me back the eyes that are seen; who when I regained my sight disclosed to me the repugnance of even looking closely at a woman; … who made my love for you unsullied; … who inspired my soul to have no possession but you alone.



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dont u guys worship a transsexual entity with a goats head? lol
Asmodeus, one of satans five generals is the cause of homosexuality
put your faith in Jesus Christ and the spirit of homosexuality will flee

remember what God did to Sodom and Gomorrah


This post was edited by Nirjan on Aug 21 2023 04:57pm
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dont u guys worship a transsexual entity with a goats head? lol


I don't see the problem with Jesus being gay, or worshipping a transexual entity with a goat head.
What are you trying to plant here?

This post was edited by lolkggz on Aug 21 2023 04:56pm
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Quote (Nirjan @ Aug 21 2023 05:53pm)
dont u guys worship a transsexual entity with a goats head? lol
Asmodeus, one of satans five generals is the cause of homosexuality
put your faith in Jesus Christ and the spirit of homosexuality will flee

remember what God did to Sodom and Gomorrah


God was ashamed of his gay son, and sent the crucifixion team to rid him of the disappointment.
God was closeting his own homosexuality by killing his son, while he fondled men on the banks of Jabokk.
It's such beautiful irony.

Quote (Nirjan @ Aug 21 2023 05:53pm)
remember what God did to Sodom and Gomorrah


Sure he killed them all, just like everyone else on the planet. LOL
What's special about them? They were gay like him?

This post was edited by lolkggz on Aug 21 2023 05:03pm
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Quote (lolkggz @ Aug 22 2023 11:00am)
God was ashamed of his gay son, and sent the crucifixion team to rid him of the disappointment.
God was closeting his own homosexuality by killing his son, while he fondled men on the banks of Jakkob.
It's such beautiful irony.


bad troll
dont get your personal life confused with biblical references
this is not some fantasy of yours
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