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Aug 21 2023 01:26pm
Jesus is there something you want to tell us.
This is my friend John.
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Aug 21 2023 01:27pm
Quote (MoreTimeToKill @ Aug 21 2023 02:26pm)
Jesus is there something you want to tell us.
This is my friend John.


Yes, in a past life I wrestled naked men for enjoyment.
I have been unfaithful to you, my sweet John.

-Jesus

This post was edited by lolkggz on Aug 21 2023 01:28pm
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Aug 21 2023 01:31pm
Quote (lolkggz @ Aug 21 2023 12:22pm)
I'll convert once you tell me he's gay.
All the signs point to him being gay by droves.

Lets go over some...again.

Never married, was a rabbi. Very strange and unusual for them not ot be wed.
On the banks of Jakkob, he liked to wrestle naked men and touch them in their nono zones.
Had an all male entourage, loved his special boy John very much. Let him rest on his chest at dinners gazing up at him.
Ordered his mother to accept John into his family, despite the accusations.
Always had some strange fascination with male genitalia through out the bible.

You tell me why he wasn't gay, and you can't use "Cuz he was jesus and he can't sin"
I have yet to see a reputable counter point from you besides "hE WaSn'T GaY CuZ"


He was gay homie, you're just gonna have to deal with that.
Nothing wrong with that.


ok so its settled you dont really believe he was gay .......... well that was easy...
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Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 21 2023 02:31pm)
ok so its settled you dont really believe he was gay .......... well that was easy...


I love that you can't even put the slightest defense into your saviour.
That shows me all I need.
You're considering Jesus was gay aren't you?

This post was edited by lolkggz on Aug 21 2023 01:35pm
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Aug 21 2023 01:36pm
Quote (lolkggz @ Aug 21 2023 12:31pm)
I love that you can't even put the slightest defense into your saviour.
That shows me all I need.


if you really thought he was gay you would become 'christian.
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Aug 21 2023 01:38pm
Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 21 2023 02:36pm)
if you really thought he was gay you would become 'christian.


I think he was gay, he delved into "sin".
I also believe he was killed for being gay.
I don't believe he died for anyones "sins."
I think he was a normal person and now a glorified homosexual.
Just like you do now.

My "special friend" :wub:

This post was edited by lolkggz on Aug 21 2023 01:46pm
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Aug 21 2023 01:52pm
Quote (lolkggz @ Aug 21 2023 12:38pm)
I think he was gay, he delved into "sin".
I also believe he was killed for being gay.
I don't believe he died for anyones "sins."
I think he was a normal person and now a glorified homosexual.
Just like you do now.

My "special friend" :wub:


that you didnt convert says you dont believe what your tee hee-ing about
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Aug 21 2023 01:54pm
Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 21 2023 02:52pm)
that you didnt convert says you dont believe what your tee hee-ing about


Your savior was gay.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Aug 21 2023 01:57pm
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Aug 21 2023 02:04pm
Quote (lolkggz @ Aug 21 2023 12:54pm)
Your savior was gay.


look on the bright side. just because you dont believe he was gay doesnt mean he wasnt gay.
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Aug 21 2023 02:05pm
Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 21 2023 03:04pm)
doesnt mean he wasnt gay.


That's the spirit.
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