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The Original Texts have since disintegrated due to age, however, we have plenty of early copies of the Bible where we can be sure that the Bible that we have today, is accurate and complete.
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The sun being blackened, the moon turning to blood, stars falling in the sky, the heavens rolling up like a scroll...I would call that petrifying..
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i would call it an eclipse and a meteor shower.

when you say petrifying does that mean you were frozen like a rock? how long did you stare at the eclipse?


do you now see the holey ghost every time you blink?

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No it's a scam to fleece NPCs for money. Make promises when you die you will go to a magical place but need a donation first. I need to start my own religion lol promise nonsense in the afterlife collect a paycheck threaten them with a bogeyman if they don't. Op still donates money can't be that hard if people like him still exist.
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No it's a scam to fleece NPCs for money. Make promises when you die you will go to a magical place but need a donation first. I need to start my own religion lol promise nonsense in the afterlife collect a paycheck threaten them with a bogeyman if they don't. Op still donates money can't be that hard if people like him still exist.


I’ll help as long as you cut me in
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I’ll help as long as you cut me in


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Anyone successful yet?
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Quote (addone @ Aug 6 2023 03:37am)
No it's a scam to fleece NPCs for money. Make promises when you die you will go to a magical place but need a donation first. I need to start my own religion lol promise nonsense in the afterlife collect a paycheck threaten them with a bogeyman if they don't. Op still donates money can't be that hard if people like him still exist.


better be better then your napkin religion

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Quote (addone @ Aug 6 2023 06:37am)
No it's a scam to fleece NPCs for money. Make promises when you die you will go to a magical place but need a donation first. I need to start my own religion lol promise nonsense in the afterlife collect a paycheck threaten them with a bogeyman if they don't. Op still donates money can't be that hard if people like him still exist.


It's not a scam. God doesn't need your money. It's not a "Magical Place" it's a real place. The difference is that Jesus Christ fulfilled over 100 prophecies in His first coming, He performed miracles, He walked on water, healed the sick, made the blind to see, predicted His own death and resurrection and then died and rose again.

You can't do ANY of those things and only God HIMSELF could do those things. Read this first post.
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Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ Aug 7 2023 12:44pm)
It's not a scam. God doesn't need your money. It's not a "Magical Place" it's a real place. The difference is that Jesus Christ fulfilled over 100 prophecies in His first coming, He performed miracles, He walked on water, healed the sick, made the blind to see, predicted His own death and resurrection and then died and rose again.

You can't do ANY of those things and only God HIMSELF could do those things. Read this first post.


Real place LOL LOL LOL

Thanks for a laugh you should be a professional clown.
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