A vegan, a racist and a conspiracy theorist are dining together.
A waiter comes to take their order saying "What do you want" in a hateful tone.
The vegan replies, "spread hummus, not hate."
The conspiracy theorist quickly pipes in with a snarky "why?"
The vegan retorts “all I'm saying, is give peas a chance!”
The racist rolling his eyes says "I'll take something black and never works...................decaffeinated coffee."
And for no spam:
https://i.imgur.com/NA70Mit.jpgI put a lot of effort into writing this joke for you guys....