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LMAO how did he get out the friend zone LULZ
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Tips please.
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Tips please.


1. do it in the summer. ever hear of the term "woman in heat"? people loose the ability to hold their ground in the heat, and women feel more sexual.
2. keep eye contact. stare in her eyes and do not look away when you talk to her or she talks to you, it builds an attraction. it is the same as you asking them in they are attracted to you, eventually they will say yes, even if it is only to get you to stop asking they will still believe it. first as a kind of, then as a definite.

i am personally afraid of being put into the non friend zone
i have two friends who are girls from college, and one once asked me if i would ever consider going out with a friend. i am pretty sure she was inquiring because the other one likes me. my answer was "i suppose, but she would have to be really fit" which is kinda true. the girl who i think likes me is not so much.

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1. do it in the summer. ever hear of the term "woman in heat"? people loose the ability to hold their ground in the heat, and women feel more sexual.
2. keep eye contact. stare in her eyes and do not look away when you talk to her or she talks to you, it builds an attraction. it is the same as you asking them in they are attracted to you, eventually they will say yes, even if it is only to get you to stop asking they will still believe it. first as a kind of, then as a definite.

i am personally afraid of being put into the non friend zone
i have two friends who are girls from college, and one once asked me if i would ever consider going out with a friend. i am pretty sure she was inquiring because the other one likes me. my answer was "i suppose, but she would have to be really fit" which is kinda true. the girl who i think likes me is not so much.


1. I strongly disagree with the answer to number one for the following reasons: first, the lovey dovey holidays are in winter. (Christmas, New years, Valentines Day) Second, Cold weather will allow you to get body contact with her to warm her up. Simply touching her hands by "warming them" will give you a much better shot at getting in her pants than simply looking in her eyes. In fact, any sort of body contact ie touching her shoulders or her waist if your'e dancing will give you immediate answers. If she immediately shrugs away at your touch, then she is either upset with you or she has no desire whatsoever to get physical with you. Unless you want to be friend-zoned or listen to her complaints, MOVE ON TO THE NEXT CHICK!! Third, when a woman is hot from summer heat she is focused on her sticky hair, her body odor, her sweatiness, etc AND IS NOT CONCENTRATING SO MUCH ON YOU! ALSO HER DEFENSES ARE UP SINCE SHE WANTS TO GET OUT OF THE AREA AND COOL DOWN!! The term "women in heat" has NOTHING to do with body heat. Google it if you want more descriptions regarding that matter.

2. Coming across as an asshole will not help you win over the cute friend. Instead of "I'll date your friend if she's not fat" (because now you seem like a senseless pig)...tell her I like to work out constantly and i am always watching what i eat. If she is ok with having the same diet and exercise routine as I do then I would love to consider dating either of you". This makes you more of a nice guy with a select lifestyle. The skinny chick will most likely understand (since she probably wont date fat guys) and the fatso will probably diet or exercise for 1 day then quit. And if fatso decides to accept your challenge, have fun with it. Invite both of them to the gym at 6 AM and work on CARDIO CARDIO CARDIO.....then after fatso bails in about 30 minutes take the skinny chick to Jamba Juice and there try to get to know about her.
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1.  I strongly disagree with the answer to number one for the following reasons:  first, the lovey dovey holidays are in winter.  (Christmas, New years, Valentines Day)  Second, Cold weather will allow you to get body contact with her to warm her up.  Simply touching her hands by "warming them" will give you a much better shot at getting in her pants than simply looking in her eyes.  In fact, any sort of body contact ie touching her shoulders or her waist if your'e dancing will give you immediate answers.  If she immediately shrugs away at your touch, then she is either upset with you or she has no desire whatsoever to get physical with you.  Unless you want to be friend-zoned or listen to her complaints, MOVE ON TO THE NEXT CHICK!!  Third, when a woman is hot from summer heat she is focused on her sticky hair, her body odor, her sweatiness, etc AND IS NOT CONCENTRATING SO MUCH ON YOU!  ALSO HER DEFENSES ARE UP SINCE SHE WANTS TO GET OUT OF THE AREA AND COOL DOWN!!  The term "women in heat" has NOTHING to do with body heat.  Google it if you want more descriptions regarding that matter.

2.  Coming across as an asshole will not help you win over the cute friend.  Instead of "I'll date your friend if she's not fat" (because now you seem like a senseless pig)...tell her I like to work out constantly and i am always watching what i eat.  If she is ok with having the same diet and exercise routine as I do then I would love to consider dating either of you".  This makes you more of a nice guy with a select lifestyle.  The skinny chick will most likely understand (since she probably wont date fat guys) and the fatso will probably diet or exercise for 1 day then quit.  And if fatso decides to accept your challenge, have fun with it.  Invite both of them to the gym at 6 AM and work on CARDIO CARDIO CARDIO.....then after fatso bails in about 30 minutes take the skinny chick to Jamba Juice and there try to get to know about her.


The girl is loosing weight. kinda cool how she is doing so.
They belive me to be nice, which is why they like me?
Still though, I would not go with either of them anyways, so saying the person would have to be really fit is still less assholish than saying that I would not like to date them i think?
They would go for a while doing cardio though.

The inverse does not exist!

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Aug 25 2012 02:09am
]The girl is loosing weight. kinda cool how she is doing so.
GOOD TOPIC TO BUILD UP THEIR PRIDE AND MAKE THEM CONTINUE
They belive me to be nice, which is why they like me?
IF YOU WANT THEIR FRIENDSHIP..CONTINUE BEING NICE..FRIEND-ZONE WORKS BOTH WAYS
Still though, I would not go with either of them anyways, so saying the person would have to be really fit is still less assholish than saying that I would not like to date them i think?
STILL DISAGREE....IF YOU FALSELY LEAD THEM ON AND GIVE THEM HOPE THAT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THEM THEN THEIR HEARTS MAY BET SHATTERED WORSE FURTHER IN TIME! BEING UPFRONT AND TELLING THEM THAT YOU WANT TO STAY AS FRIENDS KEEPS YOU AS THE NICE GUY STILL!
They would go for a while doing cardio though.
SINCE YOU DON'T WANT EITHER OF THEM THEN SIMPLY DON'T INVITE THEM...ANYWHERE
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What's really typical about my parents is this:

Mom asks straightforward question like: Will you be home for dinner?
Me: No
Mom: Do I have to cook for you?
Me: No
Mom: So you won't be eating with us?
Me: No
Mom: And I don't have to set a plate for you?
Me: No, for the fourth time. I've already said four times that I will not be eating with you today. What's so hard to understand about that?
Mom: You don't give clear answers to my questions!

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Mine does this! D<
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women are great
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