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Aug 21 2012 06:52pm
Quote (Chenoah @ 21 Aug 2012 17:45)
Not sure this is entirely woman logic but this woman is fucking retarded so I put it here


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Aug 21 2012 09:01pm
Quote (Chenoah @ Aug 21 2012 01:45pm)
Not sure this is entirely woman logic but this woman is fucking retarded so I put it here

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That is indeed woman logic.

So as not to spam the thread and since I don't have any pictures, why do women do this:

*Phone rings I answer*

Me: hello?
Mom: hi it's mom and I'm at the store. They have yogurt on sale. Want any?
Me: no.
Mom: they have strawberry, vanilla...
Me: it's fine I don't want any.
Mom: ...banana, peach, cherry....
Me: I really don't need any, thanks though.
Mom: ...blueberry, blackber--
Me: Y U LIST EVERY FLAVOR WHEN I DON'T WANT ANY?!
Mom: Why are you so upset?
Me: wggddfqaafhfvcddghffvffcjgergz
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Aug 22 2012 12:20am
Quote (sylvannos @ Aug 21 2012 10:01pm)
That is indeed woman logic.

So as not to spam the thread and since I don't have any pictures, why do women do this:

*Phone rings I answer*

Me: hello?
Mom: hi it's mom and I'm at the store. They have yogurt on sale. Want any?
Me: no.
Mom: they have strawberry, vanilla...
Me: it's fine I don't want any.
Mom: ...banana, peach, cherry....
Me: I really don't need any, thanks though.
Mom: ...blueberry, blackber--
Me: Y U LIST EVERY FLAVOR WHEN I DON'T WANT ANY?!
Mom: Why are you so upset?
Me: wggddfqaafhfvcddghffvffcjgergz



+1 this is true
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Aug 22 2012 04:50am
Quote (sylvannos @ Aug 21 2012 11:01pm)
That is indeed woman logic.

So as not to spam the thread and since I don't have any pictures, why do women do this:

*Phone rings I answer*

Me: hello?
Mom: hi it's mom and I'm at the store. They have yogurt on sale. Want any?
Me: no.
Mom: they have strawberry, vanilla...
Me: it's fine I don't want any.
Mom: ...banana, peach, cherry....
Me: I really don't need any, thanks though.
Mom: ...blueberry, blackber--
Me: Y U LIST EVERY FLAVOR WHEN I DON'T WANT ANY?!
Mom: Why are you so upset?
Me: wggddfqaafhfvcddghffvffcjgergz


All the time. No matter what it is that's on sale.
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Aug 22 2012 05:24am
Quote (sylvannos @ 22 Aug 2012 05:01)
That is indeed woman logic.

So as not to spam the thread and since I don't have any pictures, why do women do this:

*Phone rings I answer*

Me: hello?
Mom: hi it's mom and I'm at the store. They have yogurt on sale. Want any?
Me: no.
Mom: they have strawberry, vanilla...
Me: it's fine I don't want any.
Mom: ...banana, peach, cherry....
Me: I really don't need any, thanks though.
Mom: ...blueberry, blackber--
Me: Y U LIST EVERY FLAVOR WHEN I DON'T WANT ANY?!
Mom: Why are you so upset?
Me: wggddfqaafhfvcddghffvffcjgergz



What's really typical about my parents is this:

Mom asks straightforward question like: Will you be home for dinner?
Me: No
Mom: Do I have to cook for you?
Me: No
Mom: So you won't be eating with us?
Me: No
Mom: And I don't have to set a plate for you?
Me: No, for the fourth time. I've already said four times that I will not be eating with you today. What's so hard to understand about that?
Mom: You don't give clear answers to my questions!

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Aug 22 2012 07:03am
Quote (Baklap @ 22 Aug 2012 13:24)
What's really typical about my parents is this:

Mom asks straightforward question like: Will you be home for dinner?
Me: No
Mom: Do I have to cook for you?
Me: No
Mom: So you won't be eating with us?
Me: No
Mom: And I don't have to set a plate for you?
Me: No, for the fourth time. I've already said four times that I will not be eating with you today. What's so hard to understand about that?
Mom: You don't give clear answers to my questions!

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Aug 22 2012 07:54am
Quote (sylvannos @ Aug 21 2012 11:01pm)
That is indeed woman logic.

So as not to spam the thread and since I don't have any pictures, why do women do this:

*Phone rings I answer*

Me: hello?
Mom: hi it's mom and I'm at the store. They have yogurt on sale. Want any?
Me: no.
Mom: they have strawberry, vanilla...
Me: it's fine I don't want any.
Mom: ...banana, peach, cherry....
Me: I really don't need any, thanks though.
Mom: ...blueberry, blackber--
Me: Y U LIST EVERY FLAVOR WHEN I DON'T WANT ANY?!
Mom: Why are you so upset?
Me: wggddfqaafhfvcddghffvffcjgergz


Dads who grocery shop >.
"Going to the store. Want anything?"
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Aug 22 2012 02:46pm
l0ol!
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Aug 22 2012 03:46pm
Quote (RichmanPuppies @ Aug 22 2012 05:36pm)
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