Potato chips
Or
Rice cakes

I dont really like potatos. Some french fries are ok, if theyre smothered in gravy and cheese, but mostly fries are gross. I hate mashed potatos.
Mashed cauliflower is actually pretty GG substitute.

But rice with curry/sauce is fucking 100% GG. I make a mean sweet & sour sauce, with rice, I could live off of it.

Thats a do you love your mom or dad more question
Im gonna have to go with the taters