Quote (Kerberos @ Jul 25 2011 07:30pm)
Jesus, Moses and God were out playing golf one day.
Jesus teed off first, and the ball flew straight over the fairway, landed in the green and rolled to within a couple feet of the hole.
Moses hit second, and his ball also soared and landed close to the hole.
Both looked over at God who teed up his ball.
God took a few practice swings, then let loose on his ball. The ball flew off into the rough. Just then, a squirrel jumped over, grabbed the ball in his mouth and started running across the fairway. An eagle swooped down and grabbed the squirrel in its claws, but before it could get too far, a bolt of lightning struck the bird. The ball fell and a sudden gust of wind dropped it directly into the hole.
Jesus glared at God and said: "Hey, are you here to play golf or just fuck around?!"
Lol that was great
LOL