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Quote (xSunsX @ Jul 25 2011 02:48am)
A white guy walks into a bar and says to the black bartender, "Get me a beer, nigger." The bartender tells him that that was a rude thing to say an he shouldn't speak that way. The next day the white guy walks into the bar again and says again to the bartender, "Get me a beer, nigger." The bartender angrily responds, "How would you like it if I walked in to your bar and called you a white bastard?" The white guys says, "OK, let's switch places and find out." The bartender leaves the counter and goes outside and the white guy walks behind the bar counter. The black bartender then walks in and says to the white guy, "Get me a beer, you white bastard." The white guy responds, "We don't serve niggers in this bar


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Jul 25 2011 06:27am
Quote (xSunsX @ 24 Jul 2011 12:48)
A white guy walks into a bar and says to the black bartender, "Get me a beer, nigger." The bartender tells him that that was a rude thing to say an he shouldn't speak that way. The next day the white guy walks into the bar again and says again to the bartender, "Get me a beer, nigger." The bartender angrily responds, "How would you like it if I walked in to your bar and called you a white bastard?" The white guys says, "OK, let's switch places and find out." The bartender leaves the counter and goes outside and the white guy walks behind the bar counter. The black bartender then walks in and says to the white guy, "Get me a beer, you white bastard." The white guy responds, "We don't serve niggers in this bar


Ugh who the fuck wrote this shit, it's all wrong.

A Chinese man enters a bar to find a Black bartender. He says, "Hey nigger, give me a jigger."
The Bartender responds, "That's terrible! How would you like it if I said something like that to you? In fact, let's just switch places. You get behind the bar and I'll come in as a customer."
The Chinese man agrees and gets behind the bar. The Black man goes outside.
Upon reentering, he says, "Hey Chink, give me a drink."
To which the Chinese man answers, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here."
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Quote (Vicc @ Jul 25 2011 10:27pm)
Ugh who the fuck wrote this shit, it's all wrong.

A Chinese man enters a bar to find a Black bartender. He says, "Hey nigger, give me a jigger."
The Bartender responds, "That's terrible! How would you like it if I said something like that to you? In fact, let's just switch places. You get behind the bar and I'll come in as a customer."
The Chinese man agrees and gets behind the bar. The Black man goes outside.
Upon reentering, he says, "Hey Chink, give me a drink."
To which the Chinese man answers, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here."


Still not funny...
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Jul 25 2011 06:32am
Quote (medikonroids @ 25 Jul 2011 08:30)
Still not funny...


A matter of opinion. And at least it's correct. Nigger jigger, chick drink, you just can't skip those.

This post was edited by Vicc on Jul 25 2011 06:32am
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Quote (WarFox @ Jul 25 2011 05:02am)
Stop posting Starcraft garbage.


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Jul 25 2011 11:02am
A white man entered a bar that had a black bartender. The bartender said, "Good evening sir."
The white man shook his hand and they became great friends.
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Jul 25 2011 11:52am
Quote (IsraeliSoldier @ Jul 24 2011 06:45pm)
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what is this crystal from i dont get it
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Quote (Kamikizzle @ Jul 25 2011 05:52pm)
what is this crystal from i dont get it


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Jul 25 2011 05:30pm
Jesus, Moses and God were out playing golf one day.
Jesus teed off first, and the ball flew straight over the fairway, landed in the green and rolled to within a couple feet of the hole.
Moses hit second, and his ball also soared and landed close to the hole.
Both looked over at God who teed up his ball.
God took a few practice swings, then let loose on his ball. The ball flew off into the rough. Just then, a squirrel jumped over, grabbed the ball in his mouth and started running across the fairway. An eagle swooped down and grabbed the squirrel in its claws, but before it could get too far, a bolt of lightning struck the bird. The ball fell and a sudden gust of wind dropped it directly into the hole.
Jesus glared at God and said: "Hey, are you here to play golf or just fuck around?!"


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Lol that was great

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