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Mar 28 2023 07:21pm
Hell is eternal. God Himself doesn't want to send you there. That's why He sent His Son to die in your place, so that you don't have to go there, but if you reject His Son, there is nothing more that can be done to save you. You MUST Place your faith in Jesus Christ to save you & believe that He died and rose again for your sins.
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Mar 28 2023 08:33pm
yesterday I masturbated

do I still have any chance to reach Heaven? Is there any hope bros?
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Mar 28 2023 08:40pm
Quote (Auger @ Mar 28 2023 10:33pm)
yesterday I masturbated

do I still have any chance to reach Heaven? Is there any hope bros?


U would have to give up your masturbation habit
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Mar 28 2023 08:43pm
Quote (redExorcist @ Mar 28 2023 08:40pm)
U would have to give up your masturbation habit


what if you have an ai sex robot?

does that count as masturbation?
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Mar 28 2023 08:44pm
Quote (redExorcist @ Mar 28 2023 10:40pm)
U would have to give up your masturbation habit


at what point? I mean, it might be too late
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Mar 28 2023 08:55pm
Quote (Auger @ Mar 28 2023 10:44pm)
at what point? I mean, it might be too late


Well here's a guide on how to get to heaven as a masturbator





Step 1. Recognize that you cannot stop masturbating or doing sexually deviant things

Step 2. Recognize that your body was not made for food or sex, but to serve god


Step 3. Ask god to save you from masturbation. Don't ask god to go to heaven. Heaven is not the principle thing here. Focus on what god is showing you, he wants to set you free from masturbation.




Step 4. Once you realize that you need Jesus to break this curse and set you free, you are now ready to proceed to step 5.



Step 5. Pray this prayer


"Dear god,

I come to you with the sin of masturbation. I recognize there is a sin problem in my life. I want to be set free from masturbation , pornography, perversion, and sexual deviance. I recognize that I cannot overcome these addictions with my own human strength. Instead, I will ask on behalf of the name of Jesus Christ to set me free. On behalf of the crucifixion, I trade all of my curses for the blessing of Christ. Help me to trust in the supernatural and finished work of Jesus Christ. Amen."


Step 6. If u have prayed the prayer, you must now be baptized in water, in the name of Jesus Christ. If you have already been baptized, then now is the time to show god that you are serious. You must get rid of a physical object that represents this sin. Destroy it in fire or water regardless of the monetary value.



Step 7. You must attend a church and be grafted into the true Vine.
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Mar 28 2023 09:02pm
Quote (klink @ Mar 28 2023 10:43pm)
what if you have an ai sex robot?

does that count as masturbation?


It counts as a sin problem that falls either under a curse or a demonic oppression.



It's quite severe.




Refer to my previous post about destroying an object that presents the sin. In this case, it would be the robot itself. This will not be easy seeing as the robot has psychological and monetary value. But the offering will be recognized by God.
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Mar 29 2023 03:06am
Quote (redExorcist @ Mar 28 2023 10:55pm)
Well here's a guide on how to get to heaven as a masturbator

Step 7. You must attend a church and be grafted into the true Vine.


Id rather just skip to this step and hope
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Quote (Auger @ Mar 29 2023 02:06am)
Id rather just skip to this step and hope


nobody stopping you from going to church?
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Quote (TiStuff @ Mar 29 2023 05:53pm)
nobody stopping you from going to church?


yes
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