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Quote (Ep0ch @ Dec 5 2017 05:52pm)
:santa: tldr error404


I believe in flat earth when I'm drunk tbh
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card religiously believes in flat earth, maybe he wants to be a prophet of flat earth
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Ps, gravity causes things to become round. Hence planets and stars and whatnot are round(ish) in nature.

Round things are now level.

;)


...you can try to teach chess to a pigeon, but in the end it will walk around on the table, knock over your figurines, shit on the table and he will walk around on it victoriously... XD :rofl: :D
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jesus who bumped this monstrosity of a thread
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jesus who bumped this monstrosity of a thread


This is like a bad joke, they keep telling you, and in the end it becames funny... XD
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Quote (card_sultan @ Dec 4 2017 09:49pm)
You fall back to earth when you junp because the air pressure and charge are pushing you down while your also more dense than the air.


Erect Penis is due to blood pressure - go slit and tell how well your erection works.

I know there's no no freedom of speech - you all proved you are ruled by religious dogma disguised as scientism.


"and charge"

what do you mean by charge?
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Quote (caswallen @ Dec 6 2017 01:19am)
card religiously believes in flat earth, maybe he wants to be a prophet of flat earth


Job already taken by Chivas
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Job already taken by Chivas


...omg this will lead to several thousand years of religious wars... for example:
Is Jesus really Gods son, or just his prophet? Dunno, lets kill eachother to find out for 2 thousand years!
Is Mohamed the only true prophet of Allah? Dunno, lets kill eachother and a bunch of people from other religions to find out for 2 thousand years!
etc :)
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Quote (Thomas Cross @ Dec 6 2017 01:34pm)
...omg this will lead to several thousand years of religious wars... for example:
Is Jesus really Gods son, or just his prophet? Dunno, lets kill eachother to find out for 2 thousand years!
Is Mohamed the only true prophet of Allah? Dunno, lets kill eachother and a bunch of people from other religions to find out for 2 thousand years!
etc :)


And the fact that Chivas and Card have different religious beliefs isn't going to help :P
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And the fact that Chivas and Card have different religious beliefs isn't going to help :P


Do they? Let me guess? One of them is a Scientologist and the other is a Mormon? Dunno wich is wich XD :D
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