Wait for it to hide in your shoe and spray it with fixative.

Take out a shotgun and snipe it from far away

Put the movie Stuart Little on.

dont go near it, rats are far meaner when scared than tuff quebeccers would imply

its not a rat but a mouse

I do believe without googling that youre afraid of that too

Youre too smart not to be afraid of such a monster

mice are nocturnal (so are rats but its much more likely you seen a rat than a mouse if its daytime). I would literally pay money to see you pick up a wild mouse though too, i suspect you dont know what a tooth to the fingerbone feels like or you wouldnt talk like this.
e: they can bite through copper (i didnt google that i seent it)

This post was edited by dude_927 on May 26 2020 09:23am

How much we talkn

Alot to you, pennies to the man who was too good for mandarin.

e: what a chump his brother was btw, learning a whole new language when he already had quebeccer, coulda been rich

This post was edited by dude_927 on May 26 2020 09:47am

he didnt get cucked though

You cant get cucked if you let her bang whoever she wants like a grownup.