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May 26 2018 10:18am
ye but wht size pee u got
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May 26 2018 10:22am
Quote (swhat @ May 27 2018 02:18am)
your thesaurus wont make you sound smart


don't project onto me
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May 26 2018 10:29am
Quote (Condemn @ May 26 2018 11:22am)
don't project onto me


don't gaslight me
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May 26 2018 11:08pm
it's over if you're not a chico lachowski clone as a young man in 2018
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May 26 2018 11:20pm
:rofl:
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Aug 24 2018 07:48am
very good threda
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Quote (Condemn @ May 25 2018 03:36pm)
https://78.media.tumblr.com/380056469b7b4abde8398562f807fb29/tumblr_mfew6caT3Q1qbyu77o1_500.gif

https://78.media.tumblr.com/08cd690a6f9382155131ae448151c5cf/tumblr_o94skc8ktR1tziivfo1_500.gif

https://media3.giphy.com/media/cbLiMP7wv6Oly/200w.gif

Chico lachowski, the very embodiment of the tall prettyboy archetype is undeniable proof of this. The moment he hit puberty and sprouted to 6'4 (complimenting his youthful and beautiful face) life was essentially gift wrapped and handed to him like a birthday present. Girls and guys alike simply gravitated to him and enjoyed his magnetic presence while manlets shrunk away from him like vampires seeking shelter from the harsh sunlight. No doubt he received daily validation about how good a person he was and how happy he made others by simply being himself, and this only continued as he experienced the life alot of people can only ever dream of - going to festivals, travelling with friends and families, bludging his way through school and having a good time because he just knew he would be fine. He experienced young love in its fullest and slayed countless girls, having a sex life that would make any man envious. There was no doubt at all he was well into the triple figures before he ever became a world famous model:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr04zG0y6jo

and to top it all off, he married young to the love of his life and now has beautiful children that will grow up to live lives almost as good as his. There is absolutely noone out there who has had it better than chico lachowski, and why? because he has the two most important things that a man could ever have: height, and a healthy/youthful prettyboy phenotype. If you have these things like chico lachowski then everything else in life comes naturally, and if you don't (like certain coping manlets) then life is a dangerous gamble that could go horribly wrong at any moment.

Stay safe and most importantly, travel to india and pay for limb lengthening surgery if you're under 6ft.



It is a good thing to be tall.

I am tall, yet nobody cares about the theories I created.
I am tall, yet the nazis hate me and want to kill me.

Being tall helps me to be intelligent.
A bigger brain means more capacities.

Please, don't blame me for being tall.
My uncle and aunt were deported and killed because they were Jewish.

Practicing sport is a good way to be tall in my humble opinion.
People should practice more sport.
It is a good thing to be tall.



I will never be ashamed of being tall.
Because being tall helps to be intelligent.
And intelligence is required to fight and defeat the bad guys.
Intelligence is required to defeat criminals and fascists.


I am not ashamed of being tall.

This post was edited by Chevaucheur on Aug 24 2018 09:11am
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Quote (Chevaucheur @ Aug 25 2018 01:01am)
It is a good thing to be tall.

I am tall, yet nobody cares about the theories I created.
I am tall, yet the nazis hate me and want to kill me.

Being tall helps me to be intelligent.
A bigger brain means more capacities.

Please, don't blame me for being tall.
My uncle and aunt were deported and killed because they were Jewish.

Practicing sport is a good way to be tall in my humble opinion.
People should practice more sport.
It is a good thing to be tall.


shut up
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Aug 24 2018 09:13am
You should help children to be tall, rather than blaming the tall guys.
Being tall is a good thing that should be encouraged by doctors.

I am happy to be tall.
Yet I have friends who aren't tall.

Few Jewish guys are tall in Europe.
Most of them are small.

I am one of the few tall Jewish guys.
And I am not ashamed of this.

World is not a safe place to live,
And humanity needs intelligence to survive.


This post was edited by Chevaucheur on Aug 24 2018 09:36am
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Quote (Condemn @ 25 May 2018 15:36)
https://78.media.tumblr.com/380056469b7b4abde8398562f807fb29/tumblr_mfew6caT3Q1qbyu77o1_500.gif

https://78.media.tumblr.com/08cd690a6f9382155131ae448151c5cf/tumblr_o94skc8ktR1tziivfo1_500.gif

https://media3.giphy.com/media/cbLiMP7wv6Oly/200w.gif

Chico lachowski, the very embodiment of the tall prettyboy archetype is undeniable proof of this. The moment he hit puberty and sprouted to 6'4 (complimenting his youthful and beautiful face) life was essentially gift wrapped and handed to him like a birthday present. Girls and guys alike simply gravitated to him and enjoyed his magnetic presence while manlets shrunk away from him like vampires seeking shelter from the harsh sunlight. No doubt he received daily validation about how good a person he was and how happy he made others by simply being himself, and this only continued as he experienced the life alot of people can only ever dream of - going to festivals, travelling with friends and families, bludging his way through school and having a good time because he just knew he would be fine. He experienced young love in its fullest and slayed countless girls, having a sex life that would make any man envious. There was no doubt at all he was well into the triple figures before he ever became a world famous model:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr04zG0y6jo

and to top it all off, he married young to the love of his life and now has beautiful children that will grow up to live lives almost as good as his. There is absolutely noone out there who has had it better than chico lachowski, and why? because he has the two most important things that a man could ever have: height, and a healthy/youthful prettyboy phenotype. If you have these things like chico lachowski then everything else in life comes naturally, and if you don't (like certain coping manlets) then life is a dangerous gamble that could go horribly wrong at any moment.

Stay safe and most importantly, travel to india and pay for limb lengthening surgery if you're under 6ft.


Life is on "easy mode" for sure :D
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