I lol'ed at how much I fail to understand.

doesnt make any sense

uh huh

I'm here from the intrawebs to translate!

Teacher asks students: - What animal moves very slowly?
Mohammed answered and said: - A turtle.
Teacher said: - Well done, O Muhammad, What does your father do for a living?
Mohammed: - He's a doctor.
Teacher said: - Oh, children of doctors are smart.
The teacher asked a second question: - What kind of bird can speak?
Abdullah replied: - A parrot.
Teacher said: - Well done Abdullah, what does your father do for a living?
Abdullah said: - He's an engineer.
Teacher said: - Engineers have smart children.
Then the teacher asked: - What kind of bird starts with the letter "B"?
One student replied: - A cow.
Ok, this is far as I can get, I don't know what the FUCK he's trying to say. LOL
The teacher said to him: - stop stop Iagbe father Wayne does it work??
A student: - parents engages intelligence!!
Teacher said: -- Well done!!! .. If the cow attracted Ahilha possible to fly ...

the part after the red.. my own "lulzy" addition of an edition...

where does YOUR father work..

he works for government?

well maybe the cow would fly if the attached wings to it and threw it off a hill

that was not funny in any way, shape, or form.

this is hillarious

Looks like a joke that's been translated into English by someone using a language-language dictionary.

Horrible never post again.

wtf