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#31
Oct 1 2025 11:18am
Quote (AlwaysFair @ Oct 1 2025 12:16pm)
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised


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#32
Oct 1 2025 02:40pm
Quote (AlwaysFair @ Oct 1 2025 12:16pm)
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised


lol! I like this one a lot.
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#33
Oct 1 2025 02:49pm
I used to hate facial hair…
…but then it grew on me.
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Oct 1 2025 03:03pm
Quote (crosspawz @ Oct 1 2025 01:49pm)
I used to hate facial hair…
…but then it grew on me.


🤣🤣


Quote (T3XBOT @ Oct 1 2025 01:40pm)
lol! I like this one a lot.


Here’s another then:

I told my wife she should just embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug

This post was edited by AlwaysFair on Oct 1 2025 03:04pm
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#35
Oct 1 2025 03:51pm
Quote (AlwaysFair @ Oct 1 2025 04:03pm)
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Here’s another then:

I told my wife she should just embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug


I’ve heard that one. Still funny though.
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#36
Oct 1 2025 03:54pm
Quote (T3XBOT @ Oct 1 2025 02:51pm)
I’ve heard that one. Still funny though.


Hahah yeah it’s a classic. i have more!
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My wife and i have a system in our marriage: I make all the big decisions, and she makes all the small ones. So far, no big decisions have come up
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#37
Oct 1 2025 04:39pm
Quote (AlwaysFair @ Oct 1 2025 04:54pm)
Hahah yeah it’s a classic. i have more!
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My wife and i have a system in our marriage: I make all the big decisions, and she makes all the small ones. So far, no big decisions have come up


lol… such is life
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#38
Oct 2 2025 04:50am
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Oct 2 2025 05:20am
Quote (Tommyvv @ Oct 2 2025 05:50am)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ldL9rReRWk


Honestly that’s pretty funny. She got way too mad at that one.
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#40
Oct 2 2025 11:53am
What did the banana say when it answered the phone?


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