You can tell none of these manlets have ever been in a real war. While you're promoting Generals and bending the knee, potassium and fibre all across the globe are conspiring. The fury which will be unleashed upon your malnourished bodies will wipe out those who are unworthy. You won't know what hit you until you're gasping for air and a long penile shaped black shadow is cast over your corpse. You have been warned. You can hide under the floorboards, the pantries, the basements, the attics, the barns... We will find you.
Please don't unleash any furry on me