pretty much, except the big tiddy goth part.

You need to walk up to them and go: "Hey baby, ever seen a rainbow orb?"

You have the ultimate tool, use it!

We know

put some DDDDz on them tiDDDDYyYZZzz

The big ones are overrated I recommend moderate sized for minimizing back pain

Size is less important to me than firmness.
A handful of firm is a million times better than a big ol' flab bag any day.

Same rule applies to the dump truck

I don't see the point of boasting (or as you kids call it, flexing) on the internet. Why would I want to impress a bunch of strangers who are in all likelihood losers on some level.

I used to be a dishwasher and I did not feel the need to hide it. I knew there were good reasons why I chose that profession. I felt no need to ask for anybody's understanding.

Shutup

I just hurt a loser's feelings. Hehe.