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Aug 4 2017 10:08pm
Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Aug 4 2017 09:06pm)
What? The hot tan blond is sexually promiscuous? No freakin way m8. You are a liar


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Quote (ChrisKz @ Aug 5 2017 12:15am)
yea well, no1 irl does that to me rip



You just gotta treat your hand like a filthy whore until it starts screaming dirty shit at you
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Quote (Beowulf @ Aug 5 2017 12:38am)
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The makeup does it

Id breed her for sure but dont get me wrong id never bring her to the folks
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Aug 4 2017 10:11pm
Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Aug 4 2017 09:09pm)
The makeup does it

Id breed her for sure but dont get me wrong id never bring her to the folks


we know all I care about is the food so as long as it's good I don't have any investment in how long the marriage lasts
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we know all I care about is the food so as long as it's good I don't have any investment in how long the marriage lasts



The food tastes like copper pennies, no amount of bleach can give her fish oil
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Aug 4 2017 10:14pm
Quote (AnimeFTW @ 4 Aug 2017 23:03)
I'm actually a catfish irl


i had to google this to figure out what it meant
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Quote (ChrisKz @ Aug 5 2017 12:44am)
i had to google this to figure out what it meant



Oh lord, you're going to make a single mom very happy in divorce court someday
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Aug 4 2017 10:17pm
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Oh lord, you're going to make a single mom very happy in divorce court someday


what is it with you and divorce
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Quote (ChrisKz @ Aug 5 2017 12:47am)
what is it with you and divorce



How much time you got friend
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How much time you got friend


if its a good story i have all day
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