Join the Jews!! There's no hell in our religion, and most of us (except certain people in Israel) really couldn't give a rats ass if you actually practice. Just be a good person

I shall pray for you immediately.

Heavenly Father, you are our lawgiver. That’s what you say in Isaiah 33:22. We pray right now for BigSmokeHarold that he would want to follow you God.
Father we ask that BigSmokeHarold who is against you would feel guilt, Lord, that he would realize that it’s folly and he would realize that he is going to Hell Lord.
Hell is real. The lake of fire is real. People weep and gnash their teeth forever and ever. The fire is not quenched. The worm does not die. It’s a miserable place.
Oh Father all of your ways are just and all of your ways are righteous. We submit to you right now.

Father we pray that the fear of God would fill BigSmokeHarold and that everyone would say that anybody that is against God is an evil person.
Father this is what our founding fathers believe, this is what your word teaches and Father, we trust in you right now to raise up BigSmokeHarold.
Vengeance is yours so we trust in you LORD, we rely on you and we hope in you and now we pray this in Jesus’ name amen.

Thank you for praying today, please tune in next time and may God bless and keep you.

Tldr Bible stuff

praise

Poor you.

Tru

God is still on the Throne and Prayer Changes Things.

Well, I'm safe in that you won't be able to read my street sign in order to find me.

The real question is how to get out of heaven

Why?