"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where
she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you
lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over
to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key,
put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you
let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk
around the back of the car and look through the rear
window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that
button so that you can get in, dump her."
"Just like that?"
"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift
up that button so that you can get in, that means she's
a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the
iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."
from a song by *The Ataris* who quote it from *A Bronx Tale*
Made me laugh
