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Jun 23 2022 08:14pm
Quote (BlackTongue @ Jun 22 2022 02:39pm)
Quite simple. Donate your goods to the (Catholic) Church and you'll be granted a privileged seat to Heaven.

Letting some of those priests stroke your buttocks also helps.

My 0.02$.


Ac 8:20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money.
21 Thou hast neither part nor lot in this matter: for thy heart is not right in the sight of God.
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Jun 23 2022 08:15pm
Bless you for your enrichment
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Jun 23 2022 11:13pm
If there are 4000 religions in the world, how do I know which one is correct and which one is false?
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Jun 23 2022 11:47pm
Quote (Ironfister @ Jun 23 2022 10:13pm)
If there are 4000 religions in the world, how do I know which one is correct and which one is false?


faith

vs

reason


FIGHT
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Jun 28 2022 04:16pm
praise
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#2846
Jun 28 2022 04:24pm
This is now an Everything thread. Because GC is for everything.
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Jun 28 2022 05:38pm
Quote (Greater @ 23 Jun 2022 19:15)
Bless you for your enrichment


Quote (penguinhero @ 28 Jun 2022 15:16)
praise


Quote (Surfpunk @ 28 Jun 2022 15:24)
This is now an Everything thread. Because GC is for everything.


Remember to purchase your holy forum gold to trade and stay active on the d2jsp forums.
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Jun 28 2022 05:51pm
Quote (Ironfister @ Jun 24 2022 12:13am)
If there are 4000 religions in the world, how do I know which one is correct and which one is false?


Depending on how much money they have ofc
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Jun 28 2022 06:11pm
Quote (Kyhle @ Jun 28 2022 06:38pm)
Remember to purchase your holy forum gold to trade and stay active on the d2jsp forums.


I wonder how much I can get for a cracked buckler.
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Jun 28 2022 06:29pm
Quote (Surfpunk @ 28 Jun 2022 15:24)
This is now an Everything thread. Because GC is for everything.


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