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Quote (Sturmgeist @ May 25 2022 11:11pm)
Is :banana: a religion?


It's a part of flying spaghetti monster... now you know
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Quote (EnTeK @ May 27 2022 02:43am)
It's a part of flying spaghetti monster... now you know


Except there is zero evidence for the flying spaghetti monster and tons for Christ. Big difference.
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Except there is zero evidence for the flying spaghetti monster and tons for Christ. Big difference.


A two thousand year old book is't evidence... it's a fairy tail ;)
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Except there is zero evidence for the flying spaghetti monster and tons for Christ. Big difference.


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Mt 2:5 And they said to him, In Bethlehem of Judea. For so it is written by the prophet,
Mt 4:4 But He answered and said, It is written, "Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds out of the mouth of God."
Mt 4:6 And he said to Him, If you are the Son of God, cast yourself down. For it is written, "He shall give His angels charge concerning You, and in their hands they shall bear You up, lest at any time You dash Your foot against a stone."
Mt 4:7 Jesus said to him, It is written again, "You shall not tempt the Lord your God."
Mt 4:10 Then Jesus said to him, Go, Satan! For it is written, "You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only you shall serve."
Mt 11:10 For this is the one of whom it is written, "Behold, I send My messenger before Your face, who shall prepare Your way before You."
Mt 21:13 And He said to them, It is written, "My house shall be called the house of prayer"; but you have made it a den of thieves.
Mt 26:31 Then Jesus said to them, All of you will be offended because of Me this night. For it is written, "I will smite the Shepherd, and the sheep of the flock shall be scattered abroad."
Mr 1:2 as it is written in the Prophets, "Behold, I send My messenger before Your face, who shall prepare Your way before You.
Mr 7:6 But He answered and said to them, Well has Isaiah prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, "This people honors Me with their lips, but their heart is far from Me.
Mr 9:13 But I say to you that Elijah has indeed come, and they have done to him whatever they desired, as it is written of him.
Mr 14:27 And Jesus said to them, All of you will be offended because of Me this night. For it is written, "I will smite the Shepherd, and the sheep shall be scattered."
Lu 2:23 (as it is written in the Law of the Lord, Every male that opens the womb shall be called holy to the Lord)
Lu 3:4 as it is written in the book of the words of Isaiah the prophet, saying, "The voice of one crying in the wilderness, prepare the way of the Lord, make His paths straight.
Lu 4:4 And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written that "man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God."
Lu 4:8 And Jesus answered and said to him, Get behind me, Satan! For it is written, "You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only shall you serve."
Lu 4:10 For it is written, "He shall give His angels charge over You, to keep You;
Lu 7:27 This is he of whom it is written, "Behold, I send My messenger before Your face, who shall prepare Your way before You."
Lu 19:46 saying to them, It is written, "My house is a house of prayer," but you have made it a den of thieves.
Lu 24:46 And He said to them, So it is written, and so it behoved Christ to suffer and to rise from the dead the third day,
Joh 6:31 Our fathers ate the manna in the desert, as it is written, "He gave them bread from Heaven to eat."
Joh 6:45 It is written in the prophets, "And they shall all be taught of God." Therefore everyone who hears and learns from the Father comes to Me.
Joh 12:14 And finding an ass colt, Jesus sat on it; as it is written,
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Mt 2:5 And they said to him, In Bethlehem of Judea. For so it is written by the prophet,
Mt 4:4 But He answered and said, It is written, "Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds out of the mouth of God."
Mt 4:6 And he said to Him, If you are the Son of God, cast yourself down. For it is written, "He shall give His angels charge concerning You, and in their hands they shall bear You up, lest at any time You dash Your foot against a stone."
Mt 4:7 Jesus said to him, It is written again, "You shall not tempt the Lord your God."
Mt 4:10 Then Jesus said to him, Go, Satan! For it is written, "You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only you shall serve."
Mt 11:10 For this is the one of whom it is written, "Behold, I send My messenger before Your face, who shall prepare Your way before You."
Mt 21:13 And He said to them, It is written, "My house shall be called the house of prayer"; but you have made it a den of thieves.
Mt 26:31 Then Jesus said to them, All of you will be offended because of Me this night. For it is written, "I will smite the Shepherd, and the sheep of the flock shall be scattered abroad."
Mr 1:2 as it is written in the Prophets, "Behold, I send My messenger before Your face, who shall prepare Your way before You.
Mr 7:6 But He answered and said to them, Well has Isaiah prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, "This people honors Me with their lips, but their heart is far from Me.
Mr 9:13 But I say to you that Elijah has indeed come, and they have done to him whatever they desired, as it is written of him.
Mr 14:27 And Jesus said to them, All of you will be offended because of Me this night. For it is written, "I will smite the Shepherd, and the sheep shall be scattered."
Lu 2:23 (as it is written in the Law of the Lord, Every male that opens the womb shall be called holy to the Lord)
Lu 3:4 as it is written in the book of the words of Isaiah the prophet, saying, "The voice of one crying in the wilderness, prepare the way of the Lord, make His paths straight.
Lu 4:4 And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written that "man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God."
Lu 4:8 And Jesus answered and said to him, Get behind me, Satan! For it is written, "You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only shall you serve."
Lu 4:10 For it is written, "He shall give His angels charge over You, to keep You;
Lu 7:27 This is he of whom it is written, "Behold, I send My messenger before Your face, who shall prepare Your way before You."
Lu 19:46 saying to them, It is written, "My house is a house of prayer," but you have made it a den of thieves.
Lu 24:46 And He said to them, So it is written, and so it behoved Christ to suffer and to rise from the dead the third day,
Joh 6:31 Our fathers ate the manna in the desert, as it is written, "He gave them bread from Heaven to eat."
Joh 6:45 It is written in the prophets, "And they shall all be taught of God." Therefore everyone who hears and learns from the Father comes to Me.
Joh 12:14 And finding an ass colt, Jesus sat on it; as it is written,


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punish the sinners

praise
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Except there is zero evidence for the flying spaghetti monster and tons for Christ. Big difference.



who said anything about needing evidence? only faith. praise
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