It's not actually a machine.
There's a hole in the table under the box for israelisoldier to fit his hand through.

hi there good sir , where would i find the location to guild vent, or is it down? been tryina log in lately

LOL? uhhhh yeah i remember last saturday night at the bar tryna pick a chick up to take her home and fuck the middle of her foot.. good times good times

I bet a lot of americans typed this one google. Silly americans.

This just spawned on my google lol.

That was beautiful.

[cyber sex roleplay]
Bubbah: Bubba, blank-faced, simply walked to France.
Bubbah: "Hi France. China told me good things about you."
Bubbah: Bubbah stared passionately, "China told me... you like big boners."
France.-: France only grinned."I do."
Bubbah: Bubbah's courageous leap was instantly worth it, he urged on, "Do you like... library boners?"
Bubbah: Bubbah's nerved wracked at the silence of France. Is he considering it, or that disturbed? Maybe he pushed too far!
Bubbah: He cannot handle the tension anymore, and snapped.
Bubbah: "Guess what?" Bubba said, "You're going to have surprise boners.
Bubbah: Bubba leaped his hefty, towering frame onto France, knocking the chair backwards.
France.-: France looked at Bubba. "Oh am I?" he said, grinning.
Bubbah: He opened his pants to let his TWO penises out.
Bubbah: France's face was disturbed and euphoric.
Bubbah: Bubbah, "And now for the biggest surprise..."
Bubbah: He removed the fake penises to reveal three vaginas.
Bubbah: "I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE."
Bubbah: But Bubbah, the apparent female, was not done yet. The last surprise was next to come.
Bubbah: "Do you know what the date is?"
Bubbah: Asked bubba.
France.-: France shook his head.
Bubbah: "WRONG ANSWER." and fucking killed France.

This post was edited by Edyrem on May 29 2011 10:02pm

This is my new favorite picture of all time.

k- k- k- kindle breaker!