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Personally I prefer the theory that every object, no matter how small, has a personal flying invisible unicorn attached to it, which is responsible for dragging the object down to simulate gravity.


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The reasoning behind this is? If you can't see it with your eyes, it's magic?

Sound logic.

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things fall bcuz the string that holds them up breaks
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Quote (Ep0ch @ Mar 25 2017 06:10pm)
:rolleyes:

The reasoning behind this is? If you can't see it with your eyes, it's magic?

Sound logic.

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I didn't say magic, they could be invisible for totally scientific reasons.
Still a better theory than some sort of "aether" pushing things around.
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Personally I prefer the theory that every object, no matter how small, has a personal flying invisible unicorn attached to it, which is responsible for dragging the object down to simulate gravity.


That's a perfect description of Gravity - an invisible elusive fantasy force that is secretly made fun and mocked in every Star Wars movie!

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That's a perfect description of Gravity - an invisible elusive fantasy force that is secretly made fun and mocked in every Star Wars movie!


Do you have a boy-crush on George Lucas? You think Star Wars is a worthy source of scientific knowledge, that the Lucasfilm logo references a flat earth. Are there hidden illuminati hints in Indiana Jones, perhaps, that are meant for the enlightened such as yourself?
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Quote (russian @ Mar 25 2017 04:21pm)
Do you have a boy-crush on George Lucas? You think Star Wars is a worthy source of scientific knowledge, that the Lucasfilm logo references a flat earth. Are there hidden illuminati hints in Indiana Jones, perhaps, that are meant for the enlightened such as yourself?


Steven Spielberg is part of the problem, not of the solution. Science does not have a monopoly on telling people what to think, although i'm sure you pray at their alter.
If your need a great Jewish director, you should watch the films of Mel Brooks, he mocks your faith awesomely.

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Steven Spielberg is part of the problem, not of the solution. Science does not have a monopoly on telling people what to think, although i'm sure you pray at their alter.


Of course science doesn't have a monopoly on that, the countless youtube videos you've posted made that abundantly clear. I'm also unclear on what "they" are trying to alter and who "they" even are. I don't pray for change, that's something homeless off-the-grid conspiracy nutters do on the street.
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Of course science doesn't have a monopoly on that, the countless youtube videos you've posted made that abundantly clear. I'm also unclear on what "they" are trying to alter and who "they" even are. I don't pray for change, that's something homeless off-the-grid conspiracy nutters do on the street.


No, it is abundantly clear you pray at the altar of Nasa and are completely enraged if anyone isn't as dumb as you, like idiots who think a condo is being "homeless", good grief man - what do you have a block of ice instead of an actual brain?



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Oh look there he goes, gettin all riled up and throwing ad hominems around like they are candy and its halloween.

:rolleyes: oh you.

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