i would rip that cats whiskers out.

I know you're joking, but come on now...

id we were about to high 5 and i smoothed my hair out woundnt you want to pull my handlebar mustache?

oh you wouldnt even have to do that to me for me to want to pull on something like that.

But you're not an adorable little cat. He can get away with it. You cannot.

I bet you would.