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Aug 31 2017 11:55am
Quote (Thomas Cross @ Aug 31 2017 07:48am)
I don't think so! They don't have hyper drive! they don't even have spaceships! :D How could they watch me here from a galaxy far far away!? B)


Ewoks have x ray super-vision and can see all over the Flat Earth, and are also the younger siblings of Bigfoot...... <_<

Prove me wrong!

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Aug 31 2017 01:37pm
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No, the sun is not an LED flashlight. What you should be asking is why does Eratosthenes says all sun rays are parallel but during an eclipse the sun rays are converging to create a 70 mile focused shadow of the supposed 2000 mile moon? Classic fishing logic to fit the model, fucking hypocrites. Why are "they" so desperate to keep you thinking you live on a spinning ball? Why dont you ever ask yourself real questions?


I fully agree with that

Reason I asked Chivas seems to think so in the FE model he presented

So now again we have a contradiction in belief

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Aug 31 2017 02:18pm
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I fully agree with that

Reason I asked Chivas seems to think so in the FE model he presented

So now again we have a contradiction in belief


The Lizard People just changing the lightbulb before it goes out unexpectedly! :D B)
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Aug 31 2017 02:20pm
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The Lizard People just changing the lightbulb before it goes out unexpectedly! :D B)


Why didnt I think of that :D
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Why didnt I think of that :D


Because you have to free your mind from the NASAs Globe Earthist Propaganda! XD :rofl: :D B)
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Because you have to free your mind from the NASAs Globe Earthist Propaganda! XD :rofl: :D B)



Oh yes .

They hid the fact that the lizards dug through the center to see the elephants and turtle

The earth is actually a doughnut now as a result :blink: :o

Those bastards :angry: :P

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Oh yes .

They hid the fact that the lizards dug through the center to see the elephants and turtle

The earth is actually a doughnut now as a result :blink: :o

Those bastards :angry: :P


Yes! And they filled the hole with water, then froze it, and they built a dome above us, so we can't escape! Then they enslaved us economically, while they live on the other side of the Flat Donut Earth as Kings! Share the Truth! :D

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Yes! And they fill the hole with water, then freeze it, and the built a dome above us, so we can't escape! Then they enslaved us economically, while they live on the other side of the Flat Donut Earth as Kings! Share the Truth! :D


That would explain the polar Ice cap in the center
I think its also possible they did it tried to hide their mischief from Mr Pratchet in case he wipes them from existance :D

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Because you have to free your mind from the NASAs Globe Earthist Propaganda! XD :rofl: :D B)


of course its propaganda. That's why everything you think is a proof - is actually pretty stupid and why every serious debate about the subject boils to "your a retard if you dont have the same blind faith as me"
so the question is "Who are the retards?" - and its actually pretty clear. Stanley Kubrick could have cast anyone he wanted when he made the shining, but who did he cast as the Wife of Jack Nicholson, A gullible potato who believed all the propaganda she was sold.

Eat up them tasty potatoes, yum. :thumbsup:

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I just ROFL at how everything you said applies to you, and you don't realize it.

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