You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 male looking for dirty talk and pics
You: do you watch porn?
Stranger: only of your mom
You: seriously
You: im a girl
You: i just want to know
Stranger: oh
Stranger: then yea lol
Stranger: sorry
You: well
You: when you watch it do you like the guy to havea big penis or a small one?
Stranger: a big one
Stranger: like me
You: :|

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: A wild Abra appears
Stranger: throw MASTER BALL!!!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny male here looking for a horny female'
You: well guess u got lucky this time
Stranger: nice
Stranger: have pic???
You: what are u wearing
Stranger: just underpants///
You: i dont share privet info on omegle
You: same here
Stranger: are u f???
You: ofc...
You: didnt i tell u " u got lucky"
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: may i take a look ur pic baby..please2
Stranger: my 9 inch dick want it...
You: sorry u will have to earn it... tell me what will u do to earn it
Stranger: i will make u cum...
You: O rly? how?
You: i can make myself cum just as well
Stranger: pic first or cum???
You: well not cum, lets say climax for a smexier talk
You: told u, u will have to earn it
Stranger: ok climax
Stranger: i let u lay in bed...
You: ur really aint that good at it huh?? telling a girl "ok climax" wont do it
Stranger: take off what u wearing now..
You: oo but b4 that
You: lemme put on some music
Stranger: what???
Stranger: yeah baby
You: ooo i love this song
You: "
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy "
You: "I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand "
Stranger: yeah baby...
You: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi!
You: marry me?
Stranger: okYou: m/f?
You: (:
Stranger: male...lol...if you are male we may have to move outside of the u.s.
You: we may
You: we can get married in cali
Stranger: ok, sounds good!
You: fuck yes stranger!
You: whats your name
Stranger: where are you from?
You: wait a second?!
Stranger: and I am from kansas, what about you?
You: whos the catcher
Stranger: huh!
You: were not in kansas anymore!
Stranger: grrrrStranger: lol.....and i don'
Stranger: t like when my gf puts large objects up my ass so i guess you are
You: you are
You: wait a second
You: 3sum!?
Stranger: fuck no!!!!
You: WHAT!
You: THIS MARRIGE ISNT GONAN WORK
You: and your rigth it is very large ;P
You: right*
Stranger: lol, i think she would have some reservations about it...and i could spend half the time with you and half with her!
Stranger: or if you are rich i could divorce you and take half your moneyYou: ... but i want to get soem too
You: I migth be
You: Whore!
You: D:
Stranger: lol.....i am starting to feel uncomfortable so i will straight up tell you i am straight, lol
You: me too haha
You:
You: im just bored as fuck
Stranger: lol..you win i guess
You: troll's be troll's
Stranger: yup...isn't that what omegle is for?
Stranger: yes...trolls /b/ trolls...
You:
Stranger:
You: *chef face*
Stranger: lol
You:
You: i havent been on /b/ in forever
Stranger: yeah...not since the cancer...
Stranger: lol, fucking newfags
You: D:
Stranger: if you like go to
Stranger: scroll down really slowly ; )
You: NOU!
Stranger: no viruses that i am aware of, lol, i promise
You: ): no trusting you
Stranger: its not like i am telling you to delete system 32 or anything...
You: you stole my money, Bitch
Stranger: and i am only a lurker, no worriesYou: i herd deleating system 32 works
Stranger: lol....fucking troll
You:
You: trolli'z
Stranger: lol..whats really fun is acting like a woman on here and getting horny guys going
Stranger: then write *next i cum on your face with my massive dick*
You: THEN JAMMING THEM UP TEH ASS LIKE A RHINO
ROARRRR
ROOOOOOOOAAAARRRRRR
Stranger: lol
You: i did that once
Stranger: have you tried acting like a little girl then doing the chris hanson thing
You: no not yet
You: im gonna try next timew
You: time
Stranger: lol.......i can find a copypasta for you, give me a sec
You: copy pasta... /b/'s way of telling you to fuck off
You: thats a original by me by the way
Stranger: lol..cool...
Stranger: if you see a picture of blue with "male time" that is me
You: ?
Stranger: from blues clues
You:You: i love that show XD
You: havent watched it in ages
Stranger: lol..i'm not gay but i think its funny
You: im nto gay either
You:
Stranger: lol...you could try this as your opening line
Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You:You: i've done it before
You: sec copy pasta
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: done
You:Stranger: or say things like "abortion is murder!"
You:
Stranger: or the oppositeStranger: * Stranger1: hi
* Stranger2: hi. a/s/l?
* Stranger1: 14/m/korea i iz trying to praktise my enrish pleez excuse
* Stranger2: oh, okay...
* Stranger1: ...
Stranger: anyway....is this convo dead naow?
You: i keep afking to talk to my suicidal friend
You: whom is fucking hot
You: necro tiem?!
You: jk
Stranger: just tell them to get it over with....it is probably more a cry for attention
You: no its not
Stranger: lol....necro where?
You: i've seen her fucking curts
You: so sad
You: i tied her up the other day
You: to stop her from doing drugs n sht
Stranger: it's normal for them to cut themselves....
Stranger: but yeah...drugs are bad, like what kind?
You: xtacy,
You: meth
You: a whole bunch of shit
You: i dont even remember
You: she even ate some flower
Stranger: xtacy isn't too bad unless taken all the time but meth is bad
You: that gets you super fucking high
You: and it can kill you if you have too much
You: she also went into a coma for 3 days and almost died
Stranger: yeah, it can, but x doesn't ruin your life as often as meth
Stranger: wow...
You: cee pee tiem?
You:Stranger: lol......don't even go there....
You: lol
You: i dont like cee pee
You: i get enough
Stranger: lol. how?
You: *picture of a girl on a statue* can it be this tiem now?
You: wat *pic of statue* Statue tiem?!
Stranger: lol...
You: eerr w/e
You: statue
You: fucking ff
You: fuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: that's a good idea
You: ?
Stranger: statue tyme!
You: lol\
Stranger: lol....
You: convo ded ):
Stranger: yeah...i got nothing, sorryYou: i knows
You: i swear if u major troll ima lol'sStranger: ah well......and i am not, lol, i promise
You:
You: be liek soem fugly chick
You: btw
Stranger: btw wat??
You: troll'd *pulls off wig and cloths to reveal a horse*
Stranger: *gasps* my god
Stranger: *pulls off wig to reveal chris hanson who proceeds to suck horses cock*
You: FUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: lol
You: *pulls off costume to reveal a babeh!* not chris hanson is in jail
You: win? i think so
You:
Stranger: lol....you pwned me...well done
You: you too
Stranger: thing is though...it creates a circle...because...who is going to tell him to "have a seat over there"
You: Mr. T?
Stranger: that worksYou: just sit down, have a seat over there
Stranger: lol...i had a cognitive anthropology final to day and i put "chuck norris" as an answer
You: did you win
Stranger: i should if my professor has any value for his life
You: lol
You: your answer should have been "round house"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: *pulls off mask to reveal abortion doctor*
Stranger: take that baby!!!
You: FUUUUUU
You: *takes off all baby skin* becomes a broom
Stranger: lol....a broom?
You: a broom
You: indeed
Stranger: *pulls off mask to reveal Gruntilda*
Stranger: you're my bitch now!
You: fuuuuuu
You: puts back on all my skin/clothes/horse masks/ and puts on a dinosaur suit
You: whos the bitch now?!
You: do you have 2 omegle's open?
Stranger: *gruntilda pulls off mask to reveal an ice age*
You: fuuu
You: well ima wooly mamoth


This Convo got fucking wierd, it was so long

Bahaha, rickroll'd

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I hate you!!!
You: I LOVE YOU TOO
You: if youre a cat, and im a mouse, lets have sex!
Stranger: I have a large penis!!!
You: i have a larger penis, bitch
Stranger: 2 in isn't big
You: i know, thats why mines bigger.
Stranger: Mhmmm
You: ooo reversed on you, ho
Stranger: I use that In the future
Stranger: 8===D~~~~ O:
You: thats what your mom was like last night
You: *PELVIC THRUST*

I don't got the time to read these, so +1

This post was edited by KassiMarie on May 16 2010 08:32am

+1? - wtf`:D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey,
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you.
You: its cold
You: so my tits are hard
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: ohh;
Stranger: hello.
You: hi?
Stranger: hi.
You: m or f?
Stranger: i like you, lets start a relationship.
Stranger: both.?
Stranger: ;D
You: well, seeing as how im bi, thats convenient
Stranger: yeahhh ;D
You: are you more of a chick or a guy
Stranger: Guyy;
You: hmm..
Stranger: hmm.
You: you like top or bottom
Stranger: i like the middle.
Stranger: xD
You: oh fuckin sweet i see how this is goin
You: orgy time!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

there was no orgy time

I may be a rand but that's what I got 2 weeks ago, decided to keep it