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Jun 7 2019 01:38am
Quote (Thomas Cross @ Jun 7 2019 09:35am)
It is like doublewin against a double lose :D :rofl:


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There's a joke you may recognise

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine = "la maison."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine = "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.


The women's group, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;
They have a lot of data but they are still clueless;
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The men's group however, decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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Jun 7 2019 01:42am
Quote (kai_jph @ 7 Jun 2019 09:38)
True

There's a joke you may recognise

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine = "la maison."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine = "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.


The women's group, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;
They have a lot of data but they are still clueless;
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The men's group however, decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


I love it! XD :D :rofl:
I save it for later! :D
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Jun 7 2019 02:05am
Quote (Thomas Cross @ Jun 7 2019 09:42am)
I love it! XD :D :rofl:
I save it for later! :D


:D

Seriously, women are wired differently

(True story) I ragged and trolled my sister a bit too much so she threatened to beat me up
So I gave her a stick to do it and she replied "but then I'll hurt you"
:rolleyes:

If you want a good laugh watch Marc Gungar "A tale of 2 brains"
Funny insight into how men and women think :lol:
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Quote (kai_jph @ Jun 7 2019 09:05am)
:D

Seriously, women are wired differently

(True story) I ragged and trolled my sister a bit too much so she threatened to beat me up
So I gave her a stick to do it and she replied "but then I'll hurt you"
:rolleyes:

If you want a good laugh watch Marc Gungar "A tale of 2 brains"
Funny insight into how men and women think :lol:


Thats funny. Your sister is sweet :)
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Jun 7 2019 04:03am
Quote (kai_jph @ 7 Jun 2019 10:05)
:D

Seriously, women are wired differently

(True story) I ragged and trolled my sister a bit too much so she threatened to beat me up
So I gave her a stick to do it and she replied "but then I'll hurt you"
:rolleyes:

If you want a good laugh watch Marc Gungar "A tale of 2 brains"
Funny insight into how men and women think :lol:


My sister would hit me with that! :D
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Jun 7 2019 04:12am
Quote (Thomas Cross @ Jun 7 2019 11:03am)
My sister would hit me with that! :D


I missed you Thomas!
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Jun 7 2019 04:19am
Quote (Thomas Cross @ Jun 7 2019 07:00am)
No rice, so it is not AZN :o :rofl:


You don't put the rice on the table grill.. That's basic
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Quote (bloodmeal @ Jun 7 2019 11:19am)
You don't put the rice on the table grill.. That's basic


Can confirm
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Jun 7 2019 04:57am
Quote (Lasagnacat @ Jun 7 2019 12:01pm)
Thats funny. Your sister is sweet :)


She is.
We have a typical brother sister relationship with very dark trollish humor but are still each other's best friend :)


Quote (Thomas Cross @ Jun 7 2019 12:03pm)
My sister would hit me with that! :D


I'm a bit lucky there.
She hits me a lot for all the crap I give her but still only does it because she knows it wont hurt me much.

Now and then I'll pass her a stick to manipulate her not to hit me.
Of course she sometimes catches on and will put the stick down then punch me :lol:
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Quote (kai_jph @ 7 Jun 2019 12:57)
She is.
We have a typical brother sister relationship with very dark trollish humor but are still each other's best friend :)




I'm a bit lucky there.
She hits me a lot for all the crap I give her but still only does it because she knows it wont hurt me much.

Now and then I'll pass her a stick to manipulate her not to hit me.
Of course she sometimes catches on and will put the stick down then punch me :lol:


Lol! :D You would deserve 1-2 hits at least once! :rofl:
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