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Nov 18 2017 06:24am

Quote (Melatonina @ Nov 18 2017 07:21am)

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There is zero physical curvature at 8 inches per mile squared anywhere on earth.
Zero proof of physical curvature in any form on any landmass anywhere on earth. There are no non CGI images of earth from outer space in existence.
There are no non fisheye images of curved oceans or lakes anywhere on earth. Those are the facts, so please tell us again how YOU can prove that YOU live on a sphere spinning at 1000 mph, while simultaneously speeding around the sun @66600 mph while tilted @66.6 degrees of off 90 degrees while also being dragged by the sun at over half a million mph while never losing our moon, while also never ever even once falling out of alignment with our constellations that are allegedly but never proven to be TRILLIONS of miles away. Your best option is to forever stay away from any flat Earth truth content and slink back into the dungeon your archaic ass emerged from. This isn't your cup of tea.

Take a telescope to the edge of any ocean or lake superior, look straight across, what do you see?

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Nov 18 2017 06:27am

Feline Earth is real. The world is a cat playing with australia.

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Nov 18 2017 07:23am

Quote (card_sultan @ 18 Nov 2017 05:07)

https://i.imgur.com/wDKiyvQ.jpg

:santa:

Earth is a pancake.

Some random guy on the interwebs told me so...

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Nov 18 2017 05:05pm

Behold F.E.

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Nov 18 2017 05:09pm

Quote (Ep0ch @ Nov 18 2017 01:24pm)

Take a telescope to the edge of any ocean or lake superior, look straight across, what do you see?

I've just c/p the best comment I could see without scrolling much. theses guys seems to proliferate on youtube lol

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Nov 18 2017 06:31pm

Volcanoes disprove flat earth

The world is a pentagram according to Vedic texts.

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Nov 18 2017 06:55pm

Quote (Thor123422 @ Nov 18 2017 02:31pm)

Volcanoes disprove flat earth

The world is a pentagram according to Vedic texts.

Nice derp, ill outdo your derp though with an even more ridiculous statement

Zits prove your entire body is made of puss, 100% proof you're just a pussball

probably why u think the earth is a pentagram now. good grief

Quote (remco6 @ Nov 17 2017 07:59pm)

The tardis bit is hilarious

i know - Tardos think the tardis goes to outer space

:rofl:

Quote (Ep0ch @ Nov 18 2017 01:05pm)

Behold F.E.

https://d11kavc4axrfgm.cloudfront.net/pet_care/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/23124717/cat-map-main.jpg

pussy cat earth!

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Nov 18 2017 06:59pm

Quote (card_sultan @ Nov 18 2017 06:55pm)

I realized all proof of ball Earth was wrong, however I uncovered further secrets, including that the Flat Earth is only half of the truth. In reality the Earth is a pentagram with a pentagram in the center that bulges upwards.

At each of the five points are the Vedic Gods, one of which is the God of wealth that allows the Jewish overlords to control the masses.

If you do some research you'll realize this yourself.

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Nov 18 2017 08:01pm

Quote (Thor123422 @ Nov 18 2017 02:59pm)

I realized all proof of ball Earth was wrong, blah blah blah