Stranger: Horny girl?
You: mostly
You: butr more potent young man
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: 19 m uk
You: iso eth shaft
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This post was edited by pjotr2000 on May 7 2010 06:01pm

Stranger: safe.
You: not really
You: im right behind ya
You: and i got a big knife so its not safe at all
You: tam ta tam ta tam ta tam ta...
Stranger: woah woah woah, put the knife down... and we will all be o.k!
You: AAAAAAAAAAA the blood the guts the GOOOOOOOOORE
Stranger: Stop it! stop it! your killing him!!!
You: WHY WHY!!! why didnt u tell me to put it down abit sooner!!! WHYYYYYYY
Stranger: I AM NOT A VERY FAST TYPER!!!!
You: HE"S DEAD!!! AAA theres no turning back now!!! O_o and u saw it all
You: tam ta tam ta tam ta.... DIE
You: stab stab!!!
You: ,,, o shit its the cops cya

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You: HI
You: THERE
Stranger: hi
You: HOW
You: ARE
You: YOU
You: asl
Stranger: god your a fast typer
Stranger: male here
You: its not the only thing im good at
You: FUCK
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This post was edited by DeathKiller2 on May 9 2010 06:40pm

uh...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
You: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Stranger: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
You: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Stranger: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
You: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Stranger: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
You: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Stranger: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
You: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Stranger: woo! go us!
You: lol XD
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sexymomma833: hi
sexymomma833: i'm horny
courtjester5000: Sexy momma gon' do that thang.
sexymomma833: wanna have cyber sex
courtjester5000: No, I am not horny.
sexymomma833: k bye
courtjester5000: Just kidding.
sexymomma833: lol
sexymomma833: alrighty lets start something
sexymomma833: tell me what ur gonna do to me
courtjester5000: I am going to touch you?
courtjester5000: Maybe?
sexymomma833: yea
sexymomma833: then what
courtjester5000: Oh okay, sorry I didn't want to move too fast.
sexymomma833: lol
sexymomma833: so what are you gonna do next
courtjester5000: I am going to hug you?
courtjester5000: Perhaps?
courtjester5000: Tell me if I need to slow down...
sexymomma833: no i think you need to move faster
courtjester5000: Sorry, I just need some encouragement.
courtjester5000: This is my first time online.
sexymomma833: what? no way
sexymomma833: i wanted an experienced guy too
courtjester5000: Well, I am sorry I could not live up to your standards.
courtjester5000: I do have a large penis though.
sexymomma833: well do something with it to me
courtjester5000: I want to slap you across the right cheek with it.
courtjester5000: Oh! I am so sorry!
courtjester5000: I don't know why I just said that...
courtjester5000: I let my emotions get the better of me.
sexymomma833: aren't you gonna take my panties off or something
courtjester5000: Oh, sure, just a sec hun.
sexymomma833: so what are you gonna do to me since my undies are off?
courtjester5000: I am going to run them through a wash.
courtjester5000: You really should change your underwear more often.
sexymomma833: omg! this is really bad cyber sex! the worst one i have ever had. HAVE YOU EVER HAD CYBER SEX?
sexymomma833: I thought you were better at this.
courtjester5000: Sorry, the wash is almost done, can you wait one more sec?
courtjester5000: Do you prefer fabric softener or no?
sexymomma833: are we gonna have cyber sex or not?
sexymomma833: i thought you wanted to lick my vagina or something but i guess not
courtjester5000: Ewww!
courtjester5000: You're grody!
sexymomma833: and you arent? i am reading some of your caseinpoint eposides and you were way better than you are now
courtjester5000: Oooo yeah baby, you just blew my cover and it felt so good!

lol?

this juan too