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Jan 30 2023 07:11pm
Decided to eat the nerd rope on the 5 minute drive home. Started munching pulled out into the highway and a cop flips his lights on right behind me. FUCK. No idea why he was pulling me over so I shove the rest of the nerd rope in my mouth and start fucking gnawing on the thing. He comes walking up to the window and I’ve got quite literally 150 legal doses of Mary Jane in my mouth. I said as clearly as I could, “ sorry officer just got off work I’m hungry as hell and I got a mouthful of candy “ and he goes, “ all good buddy(it was a cop who I used to change his oil biweekly) just wanted to let you know one of your running lights is out. Anyways how have you been!” I just gave him a thumbs up and he understood my mouth with still jam packed with candy, he threw his hand up and said “have a good rest of your day”


Gotta love small towns :thumbsup:
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Jan 30 2023 07:50pm
Quote (Pharaohmon @ Jan 30 2023 01:25am)
Just smoked a strain thats labeled 39% THC called “6th sense”

Shits fire but no taste


You're lacking the sixth sense to 'taste' it with your lungs
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Jan 30 2023 08:50pm
Quote (BigSmokeHarold @ Jan 30 2023 05:11pm)
Decided to eat the nerd rope on the 5 minute drive home. Started munching pulled out into the highway and a cop flips his lights on right behind me. FUCK. No idea why he was pulling me over so I shove the rest of the nerd rope in my mouth and start fucking gnawing on the thing. He comes walking up to the window and I’ve got quite literally 150 legal doses of Mary Jane in my mouth. I said as clearly as I could, “ sorry officer just got off work I’m hungry as hell and I got a mouthful of candy “ and he goes, “ all good buddy(it was a cop who I used to change his oil biweekly) just wanted to let you know one of your running lights is out. Anyways how have you been!” I just gave him a thumbs up and he understood my mouth with still jam packed with candy, he threw his hand up and said “have a good rest of your day”


Gotta love small towns :thumbsup:




Hell yea brother... life’s good!
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Jan 30 2023 09:02pm
Quote (BigSmokeHarold @ Jan 30 2023 07:11pm)
Decided to eat the nerd rope on the 5 minute drive home. Started munching pulled out into the highway and a cop flips his lights on right behind me. FUCK. No idea why he was pulling me over so I shove the rest of the nerd rope in my mouth and start fucking gnawing on the thing. He comes walking up to the window and I’ve got quite literally 150 legal doses of Mary Jane in my mouth. I said as clearly as I could, “ sorry officer just got off work I’m hungry as hell and I got a mouthful of candy “ and he goes, “ all good buddy(it was a cop who I used to change his oil biweekly) just wanted to let you know one of your running lights is out. Anyways how have you been!” I just gave him a thumbs up and he understood my mouth with still jam packed with candy, he threw his hand up and said “have a good rest of your day”


Gotta love small towns :thumbsup:


hahaha fuck yeah!
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Jan 30 2023 10:46pm
Quote (BigSmokeHarold @ Jan 30 2023 08:11pm)
Decided to eat the nerd rope on the 5 minute drive home. Started munching pulled out into the highway and a cop flips his lights on right behind me. FUCK. No idea why he was pulling me over so I shove the rest of the nerd rope in my mouth and start fucking gnawing on the thing. He comes walking up to the window and I’ve got quite literally 150 legal doses of Mary Jane in my mouth. I said as clearly as I could, “ sorry officer just got off work I’m hungry as hell and I got a mouthful of candy “ and he goes, “ all good buddy(it was a cop who I used to change his oil biweekly) just wanted to let you know one of your running lights is out. Anyways how have you been!” I just gave him a thumbs up and he understood my mouth with still jam packed with candy, he threw his hand up and said “have a good rest of your day”


Gotta love small towns :thumbsup:


Hell yeah
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Jan 30 2023 11:35pm
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Jan 30 2023 11:37pm
Quote (Unbornsav @ Jan 31 2023 06:35pm)
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You said something racist didn't you
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Jan 30 2023 11:43pm
Quote (MoreTimeToKill @ Jan 31 2023 12:37am)
You said something racist didn't you


no
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Jan 31 2023 11:04am
Just took a fat dab


i think ill take another in just a few minutes :thumbsup:
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Jan 31 2023 06:11pm
Nighttime bong hit to the dome
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