Quote (BigSmokeHarold @ Jan 30 2023 05:11pm)
Decided to eat the nerd rope on the 5 minute drive home. Started munching pulled out into the highway and a cop flips his lights on right behind me. FUCK. No idea why he was pulling me over so I shove the rest of the nerd rope in my mouth and start fucking gnawing on the thing. He comes walking up to the window and I’ve got quite literally 150 legal doses of Mary Jane in my mouth. I said as clearly as I could, “ sorry officer just got off work I’m hungry as hell and I got a mouthful of candy “ and he goes, “ all good buddy(it was a cop who I used to change his oil biweekly) just wanted to let you know one of your running lights is out. Anyways how have you been!” I just gave him a thumbs up and he understood my mouth with still jam packed with candy, he threw his hand up and said “have a good rest of your day”
Gotta love small towns :thumbsup:
Hell yea brother... life’s good!