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Quote (1st joke)
A man is working at walmart, when he notices one of the regular customers, a five-inch tall miniature man, naked and wandering around the store aimlessly.
He proceeded to talk to the little guy who, looking obviously disoriented, said he must have forgot his cloths in his car, and is sorry for the embarrassment.
Five mintues later the walmart employee saw the miniature man naked and dancing in front of a group of girls making sexual gestures, insinuating he could be used as a phallus.
The walmart employee goes over to the little guy, calms him down, has him put his cloths back on, asks him to "Take a break from the store", and returns to doing his work.
Ten minutes later he becomes appalled when he sees the little five-inch tall man naked and hanging on the side of a woman's waist, humping the customers hip.
He goes over to that little man, who did kind of resemble a phallus, and says "sir, you must exit the store now, and if i see you here again I'm calling the cops" to which the little five-inch guy replies "If you want me gone, why don't you just fix your zipper?"
Quote (2nd joke)
A native in Africa invents a lotion that turns people invisible.
He rubs the lotion all over his body, and proceeds to enter a tourists' bar.
He walks over to the bar tender and asks for a beer, to which the bartender replies "Can't you see the sign? We don't serve colored folk here"