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May 6 2010 05:57am
Fuck. Naruto chapter 493 is not out yet.

oshi- wrong forum

This post was edited by Edyrem on May 6 2010 05:58am
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May 6 2010 01:26pm
Quote (0nebl00b @ Feb 15 2010 06:15pm)
BIGGEST FAIL OF MY LIFE LOL
MEANT TO SAY IM NOT GAY

Stranger: So do youu sing then lol?
You: No lol I sing for fun, to let me emotions loose
You: i sing to release everything
You: when im feeling like shit
You: i sing
You: lol
You: no im gay
Stranger: Ohh yeah same
Stranger: i like singing thoughh
You: WAIT
You: WTF LOL
You: I MEANT IM NOT GAY
You: lmfao


this made me lol
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May 6 2010 03:36pm
Quote (Anjelica @ May 6 2010 09:26am)
this made me lol


i know ^_^ he fail'd
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May 6 2010 03:44pm
Quote (NorthTown @ Feb 12 2010 02:33am)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Flamedude400/baldguy.jpg


lol
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May 6 2010 03:55pm
Please rate:

Quote (Omegle)
You:  do u like the penis
Stranger: yes i use it for pleasure
You: ah
Stranger: with my right hand lmfao
You: pffft
You: lefty is better
Stranger: lmao
You: right handed
You: i write with my right hand
You: gotta switch it up
You: and give my left hand some action during the day
Stranger: yea im right by day / left by night
Stranger: lmfao
You: i'll call myself batman
You: and my left hand robbin
Stranger: LOL
You: my right hand can be the joker
You: the joker helps shake robbin
You: when things get rough
Stranger: well anyways bye
You: :-(
You: bubye
Stranger: im not gay sorry lol
You: im not gay either
You: i just like batman a lot
Stranger: lol what ever its still messed
You: huh?
You: naming my hand?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: later lol
You: but my hand doesnt have a penis
You: it holds a penis
Stranger: i must go even tho its funny lol its gross
You: ahhh ur just scared
You: probably of the joker
You: that arm is stronger
Stranger: bye bye
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May 6 2010 04:00pm
Quote (Canadian_Man @ May 6 2010 11:55am)
Please rate:


:P pretty good lol'd at joker
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May 6 2010 04:10pm
Quote (logos32 @ May 6 2010 03:00pm)
:P pretty good lol'd at joker


Was an on-the-spot decision. I think it brought the convo to a whole new level.
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May 6 2010 04:16pm
Quote (Canadian_Man @ May 6 2010 12:10pm)
Was an on-the-spot decision. I think it brought the convo to a whole new level.


indeed
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May 6 2010 08:57pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Horny girl looking for girl or guy.
You: It's a trap. I know it is.
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May 7 2010 05:24pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pme
Stranger: pme?
You: help me
Stranger: with>
Stranger: ?
You: i'm trappe
You: d
Stranger: where?
You: inside a cabinet
You: there's only this pc and soem flatscreens
Stranger: why are you on ommeggle then
Stranger: that sounds awful
Stranger: a pc and tvs
You: to find rescue
Stranger: try the police
You: of my situation
Stranger: send someone you know an email
You: they not on omegle
Stranger: try yahoo mail
You: only ppl i know on omegle
Stranger: or gmail
Stranger: or aol
Stranger: so you dont know anyone
You: aol is german
Stranger: so?
You: they drop boms onour country
Stranger: so use gmail then
Stranger: what country
You: holland
Stranger: did you try to open the closet door
Stranger: are you sure your not just high
You: they bomb our country i hate german
Stranger: did you have hash brownies today
Stranger: ?
You: no
You: you not understand
You: me
Stranger: what?
Stranger: you need to come out of the closet
You: there is german invasion right now
Stranger: i get it
Stranger: do you have ptsd
You: send help navy seals
Stranger: what year is it?
You: 2010
Stranger: then your lying
You: german invasing again
Stranger: theres no german invasion
You: for 3rd time
Stranger: no
Stranger: lead by who
Stranger: merkel?
Stranger: merkel is trying to take over holland?
You: no heino
Stranger: and merkel isnt doing anything about it
Stranger: ?
You: who is merkel
Stranger: only the chancellor of germany
Stranger: for like the past few years
You: she behind invsion of our cuontry
Stranger: i would guess so
Stranger: but shes kinda busy trying to bail out greece now
You: greece?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: greece
Stranger: or the ottoman empire
Stranger: idk what year your in
You: from clash of the titans?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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