Sad but true.

Bonus Event in progress for 1 days, 14 hours:
+133.33% More Enigmatic Emblems
+25% Evil Well Longevity
+14% Map Final Chest Quality
+60% Suffusencing Enhanced Effect
+150% More Items From Chests
+3% Better Item Drop Quality

Spam n eggz

6inchturkey played ladder slasher?

This is correct, although early for Thanksgiving.

Bonus Event in progress for 2 days, 12 hours:
No Trapdoors
14.94% Faster Fishing
+310% Warm Light Effectiveness
+133.33% More Enigmatic Emblems
+14% Experience Gained
+40% to Proficiency Cap Per Fight
+14% Treasure Chest Quality

Real and free.

Bonus Event in progress for 1 days, 14 hours:
+15% Treasure Chest Quality
+66.67% Evil Well Longevity
92.31% Faster Transmuting
+80% Evil Presences
+9% Better Item Drop Quality

money money money,... time to make FG

Bonus Event in progress for 3 days, 10 hours:
18x Fishing Experience
+40.98% Item Stat Quality
+90% More Items From Chests
+26% Map Final Chest Quality
47.06% Faster Fishing
14.94% Faster Cooking