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#201 29 Jan 2012 06:51

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This post was edited by Baklap on Jan 29 2012 08:55am

I said reply for a reason

Well worth an hour and a half of reading for 2 hours worth of laughing out loud

Which means there have been 200 replies since the first post.

omg this one is fucking great ahahahahahahah

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waitress, 'Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, a big woman next to him says, 'Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think that it's only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat; 2. The bar
bouncer is a big blonde girl; 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde
woman with a black belt in karate; 4. The woman sitting next to me is
also blonde and a professional weightlifter; 5. The lady to your right
is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'Well, Nope...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast a possible.
The man walks up to the boy and says “You know son, its really not healthy to eat all that candy.”
The kid looks up at him and says, “You know my grandfather lived to be 97 years old.”
The man replies “Oh and did he eat a lot of candy?”
The kid looks at him and says “No, but he minded his own fucking business.”

^easty, where do you find these jokes, they are well worth the procrastination i do every time i have an assignment to write