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Dec 16 2020 07:23pm
Quote (death_knight @ Dec 17 2020 02:08pm)
I never heard these ones in Sunday school


The book is littered with immoral shit like this.
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Dec 16 2020 07:29pm
Quote (SenorNZ @ 16 Dec 2020 18:23)
The book is littered with immoral shit like this.


I remember a passage when I was around ten that was something like

One of the men carrying the ark of the covenant was careless and almost dropped his end so he was killed by the wrath of God

That's when I knew it was BS

Has to put up with Christian family for the next 10 years
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Dec 16 2020 07:32pm
Quote (death_knight @ 16 Dec 2020 18:29)
I remember a passage when I was around ten that was something like

One of the men carrying the ark of the covenant was careless and almost dropped his end so he was killed by the wrath of God

That's when I knew it was BS

Has to put up with Christian family for the next 10 years


2 Samuel 6:3–8
3They carried the ark of God on a new cart, and brought it out of the house of Abinadab, which was on the hill. Uzzah and Ahio, the sons of Abinadab, were driving the new cart 4with the ark of God; and Ahio went in front of the ark. 5David and all the house of Israel were dancing before the Lord with all their might, with songs and lyres and harps and tambourines and castanets and cymbals.

6When they came to the threshing floor of Nacon, Uzzah reached out his hand to the ark of God and took hold of it, for the oxen shook it. 7The anger of the Lord was kindled against Uzzah; and God struck him there because he reached out his hand to the ark; and he died there beside the ark of God. 8David was angry because the Lord had burst forth with an outburst upon Uzzah; so that place is called Perez-uzzah, to this day.
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#24
Dec 17 2020 09:36pm
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Dec 17 2020 10:45pm
Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ Dec 18 2020 04:36pm)
:bonk:


Just looked at your post history, another trump lover crying into his cereal.

The last 4 years was almost worth it.
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#26
Dec 18 2020 04:50pm
Quote (SenorNZ @ Dec 16 2020 04:05pm)
Wash their feet.

Also have children killed for teasing a man about being bald

2Kings 2:23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 2Kings 2:24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.

Also keep slaves

You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT

Christianity is dumb as fuck


But...But you're taking it out of CONTEXT :rofl: Typical Christian defense.
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Dec 18 2020 06:01pm
Quote (SenorNZ @ Dec 17 2020 10:05am)
Wash their feet.

Also have children killed for teasing a man about being bald

2Kings 2:23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 2Kings 2:24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.

Also keep slaves

You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT

Christianity is dumb as fuck


So tell me what you are offering in place of Eternal life?

Quote (Bako661 @ Dec 19 2020 08:50am)
But...But you're taking it out of CONTEXT :rofl: Typical Christian defense.


Yet purposefully taking Bible verses out of context is a typical atheist attack.
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Dec 18 2020 06:03pm
Quote (CPK001 @ Dec 19 2020 01:01pm)
So tell me what you are offering in place of Eternal life?



Yet purposefully taking Bible verses out of context is a typical atheist attack.


I would hate to be stuck with a bunch of preachy Christians for eternity. Give me sweet nothingness when I die.
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#29
Dec 18 2020 06:23pm
If smoking weed all day is the answer I'm winning
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Dec 18 2020 06:55pm
Quote (Xistz @ Dec 18 2020 07:23pm)
If smoking weed all day is the answer I'm winning


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