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Mar 9 2019 01:30pm
Quote (hunter_1 @ Mar 9 2019 02:29pm)
Hmm

Arthritis sounds good, so the Lesley wife won’t ask me to open jars
Annnnnd

Alzheimer’s so I can forget about jsp for once


If she can't open her own jars I ain't married.

Annnnnnd

Jsp is already forgotten.
Its just a habit at this point.
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Mar 9 2019 01:30pm
Quote (hunter_1 @ Mar 9 2019 02:29pm)
Hmm

Arthritis sounds good, so the *wife won’t ask me to open jars
Annnnnd

Alzheimer’s so I can forget about jsp for once



When can i have a wife who will ask me to open her jar...
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Mar 9 2019 01:32pm
Quote (powwpoww @ Mar 9 2019 11:30am)
If she can't open her own jars I ain't married.

Annnnnnd

Jsp is already forgotten.
Its just a habit at this point.


It was a metaphor for always being asked to do things
She can definitely open her own jars and packages.
When I was gone she even put the snowblower together
I was pretty impressed.

I wish I could drop this habit then :(

Quote (Firaga @ Mar 9 2019 11:30am)
When can i have a wife who will ask me to open her jar...



You’re looking for box, not jar
Maybe that’s where you’ve been going wrong.
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Mar 9 2019 01:34pm
lmfao
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Mar 9 2019 01:42pm
Quote (hunter_1 @ Mar 9 2019 02:32pm)
It was a metaphor for always being asked to do things
She can definitely open her own jars and packages.
When I was gone she even put the snowblower together
I was pretty impressed.

I wish I could drop this habit then :(




You’re looking for box, not jar
Maybe that’s where you’ve been going wrong.



Where i went wrong was i low rolled on looks, height, wang size, intelligence, physicality, and charisma

When can i get hel rune + tp scroll + cube so i can reset myself...
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Mar 9 2019 01:44pm
Quote (Firaga @ Mar 9 2019 11:42am)
Where i went wrong was i low rolled on looks, height, wang size, intelligence, physicality, and charisma

When can i get hel rune + tp scroll + cube so i can reset myself...



I got tp* and a u haul box you can sit in

Gotta find rune tho

This post was edited by hunter_1 on Mar 9 2019 01:44pm
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