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#21
Sep 11 2018 01:13pm
Quote (Chevaucheur @ Sep 11 2018 05:02pm)
You little liar.
Tall in your body.
Small in your brain.


my brain is huge

because of my 61cm skull
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#22
Sep 11 2018 02:34pm
Pls don't procreate
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#23
Sep 14 2018 11:20am
https://youtu.be/kPu7_3IWjkY?t=517



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSwIeTWjNew

This post was edited by Chevaucheur on Sep 14 2018 11:26am
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#24
Sep 14 2018 05:43pm
Lol I just used some expired ones the other day...

Now you got me worried lmao
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#25
Sep 14 2018 06:10pm
Quote (elitegamertag @ Sep 14 2018 03:43pm)
Lol I just used some expired ones the other day...

Now you got me worried lmao


They are still good as long as they have not been left in the sun.
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#26
Sep 14 2018 06:13pm
Quote (ImVeryFood @ 14 Sep 2018 18:10)
They are still good as long as they have not been left in the sun.


How the fuck do condoms get left out in the sun
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#27
Sep 14 2018 07:32pm
Quote (Chevaucheur @ Sep 11 2018 08:05am)
Hello,
I need help.

I would like help finding a girlfriend.
Can d2jsp help me find a girlfriend?
I really need to spend time with a pretty girl.

They will expire in 11-2018.

PS: I live in France.


Bruv just go in raw you won't have to worry about expiry.

Also make sure it's a one night stand so you aren't stuck with child support. ;)
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#28
Sep 14 2018 07:45pm
Expired = virgin.
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#29
Oct 23 2018 06:27pm
What did you do?
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#30
Oct 23 2018 07:17pm
Quote (Chevaucheur @ Sep 10 2018 04:05pm)
Hello,
I need help.

I would like help finding a girlfriend.
Can d2jsp help me find a girlfriend?
I really need to spend time with a pretty girl.

They will expire in 11-2018.

PS: I live in France.



Just trash em, there are most likely no girls that will bang you anyways, even hookers have standards
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