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May 25 2018 12:34pm
Quote (Condemn @ May 25 2018 12:36pm)
aren't you korean? that is a much better phenotype than low class fat lipped vietnamese

your height is a problem though, as usual I recommend paying an indian doctor to break your legs repeatedly so that they slowly become longer


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May 25 2018 11:39pm
Quote (Firaga @ May 26 2018 04:27am)
That sounds painful...


no pain no height gain
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May 26 2018 04:53am
Quote (Condemn @ 25 May 2018 15:36)
https://78.media.tumblr.com/380056469b7b4abde8398562f807fb29/tumblr_mfew6caT3Q1qbyu77o1_500.gif

https://78.media.tumblr.com/08cd690a6f9382155131ae448151c5cf/tumblr_o94skc8ktR1tziivfo1_500.gif

https://media3.giphy.com/media/cbLiMP7wv6Oly/200w.gif

Chico lachowski, the very embodiment of the tall prettyboy archetype is undeniable proof of this. The moment he hit puberty and sprouted to 6'4 (complimenting his youthful and beautiful face) life was essentially gift wrapped and handed to him like a birthday present. Girls and guys alike simply gravitated to him and enjoyed his magnetic presence while manlets shrunk away from him like vampires seeking shelter from the harsh sunlight. No doubt he received daily validation about how good a person he was and how happy he made others by simply being himself, and this only continued as he experienced the life alot of people can only ever dream of - going to festivals, travelling with friends and families, bludging his way through school and having a good time because he just knew he would be fine. He experienced young love in its fullest and slayed countless girls, having a sex life that would make any man envious. There was no doubt at all he was well into the triple figures before he ever became a world famous model:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr04zG0y6jo

and to top it all off, he married young to the love of his life and now has beautiful children that will grow up to live lives almost as good as his. There is absolutely noone out there who has had it better than chico lachowski, and why? because he has the two most important things that a man could ever have: height, and a healthy/youthful prettyboy phenotype. If you have these things like chico lachowski then everything else in life comes naturally, and if you don't (like certain coping manlets) then life is a dangerous gamble that could go horribly wrong at any moment.

Stay safe and most importantly, travel to india and pay for limb lengthening surgery if you're under 6ft.


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nope wrong. i know ugly fat motherfuckers that have the same effect on ppl. im skinny and got a cute face & there was a time ppl hated being around me, i thought it was cos im a dumb cajun boy. im still a dumb cajun boy, but ppl wanna be my frd :) telling yourself you got to be perfect looking sets a standard you aint ever gonna meet, which makes you needy and insecure and actually THAT is why ppl dont like to be around you.
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May 26 2018 10:13am
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nope wrong. i know ugly fat motherfuckers that have the same effect on ppl. im skinny and got a cute face & there was a time ppl hated being around me, i thought it was cos im a dumb cajun boy. im still a dumb cajun boy, but ppl wanna be my frd :) telling yourself you got to be perfect looking sets a standard you aint ever gonna meet, which makes you needy and insecure and actually THAT is why ppl dont like to be around you.


Enjoy wallowing with the rest of the manlets


/e while you still can

This post was edited by Dominate on May 26 2018 10:14am
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Enjoy wallowing with the rest of the manlets


/e while you still can


order 6'/6' will soon be going into effect
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May 26 2018 10:15am
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Enjoy wallowing with the rest of the manlets


/e while you still can


i love being a manlet
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May 26 2018 10:16am
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i love being a manlet


your affable nature won't save you from the coming storm
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May 26 2018 10:18am
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your affable nature won't save you from the coming storm


your thesaurus wont make you sound smart
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