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#21
Aug 8 2016 05:36pm
Quote (XIIIz @ Aug 8 2016 04:34pm)
A good conversation trumps some corny ass pickup line any day of the week, not to mention the girls that you pick up with your pickup will probably not be worth more then a booty call.


Ants got enough booty for us all anyways
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#22
Aug 8 2016 05:37pm
well girls like to talk and complain about things to other girls

like a sob story

try and make her friends feel bad for her like. everyone feel sorry for me i was raped
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#23
Aug 8 2016 05:38pm
Quote (XIIIz @ Aug 8 2016 07:34pm)
A good conversation trumps some corny ass pickup line any day of the week, not to mention the girls that you pick up with your pickup will probably not be worth more then a booty call.


It's not for that rofl, I joke around with my co-worker with one pickup line a week.
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#24
Aug 8 2016 05:42pm
Quote (Prone @ 8 Aug 2016 19:38)
It's not for that rofl, I joke around with my co-worker with one pickup line a week.


Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
Girl: 26.
Boy: Ah Heck, sorry i forgot the U R A Q T.
Girl: That makes 25.
Boy: I know I will give you the D later...
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#25
Aug 8 2016 06:54pm
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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#26
Aug 8 2016 06:56pm
ayy gurl

you must be selling hotdogs, cuz you sure know how to make a wiener stand
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#27
Aug 8 2016 07:43pm
Quote (BuTcHeS @ Aug 8 2016 08:56pm)
ayy gurl

you must be selling hotdogs, cuz you sure know how to make a wiener stand


Seb pls
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Aug 8 2016 07:43pm
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#29
Aug 8 2016 07:44pm
lemme get ur number before i dont want it no more
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#30
Aug 8 2016 07:55pm
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Aug 8 2016 03:52pm)
Best of all time: walk up, hold out your hand, and say 'Would you mind holding this for me while I go for a walk?'


aww
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