Ill nan to that.

Well I can only think of 2 possible ways. One is murder unlikely but happens

Wood chippers have warnings written all over and thats like #1 rule do not ever put your hands or feet inside. You use another piece of wood to help push branches that sometimes get jammed or you stop the machine and do it safely.

It takes a special kind of individual to use 2 feet inside while the chipper is running. So do not mourn them they fucked around and found out. You cannot cure that.

Well, thank God it wasn’t you. Very sad to hear.

RIP

Interesting

Got pics?



10/10

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/pennsylvania-dead-wood-chipper-accident-b2889565.html

This post was edited by ChronFather420 on Dec 23 2025 03:12pm

a guy in my town didn't care.

You rich.

I could maybe see some young redneck trying out for Darwin award.
But I have my doubts that a 60 year old would be putting both feet into a big woodchipper while it was still running, seems sus.

Which is why I suspect foul play.

you found it! Yea i live in the same city as the guy, he owned a local landscaping company.

This post was edited by Unbornsav on Dec 23 2025 06:22pm

I believe you. It look like another terrifier movie in real life. Dude was terrified by the dude.

I was wrong I think he went in head/arms first, from hearing more information from my town about it. So I guess his arm got caught in the machine and eaten up and he died from shock/hemmoraging.